If I had a $1,000,000, I’d buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel); If I had a $1,000,000, I’d buy you a monkey. (Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?) — Barenaked Ladies, If I Had $1000000
Diana’s going to be very excited when she gets home, because I’m going to be able to buy her some art and a monkey! Yep. That’s right. We’re now millionaires twice over thanks to a generous gift from viewer Jessica (hi, Jessica!); it’s double the money that Dr. Evil requested at the beginning of the first Austin Powers movie, even!
Other things we could get with $2,000,000:
- A matching pair of his n’ hers Luvaglio laptops
- Synchronized Big Bang watches from Hublot
- A Pagani Huayra supercar for land, and a C-Explorer for sea.
- An island. (Isla de Pirillo?)
- A town or two. (Pirillo’s Peak?)
- A Taco Bell and a Subway sandwich shop. (I’d build them next to each other and let them fight it out!)
What would you get with $2,000,000?