Gadget Addiction is Healthy

You like gadgets, right? I like gadgets. And maybe “like” isn’t a strong enough word. “Love” might be too strong, but this feeling that I have for technology edges in pretty close. Still, saying that I really like or that I almost love technology doesn’t hit the spot, either.

This is also unhelpful, I’ve found, when the officer won’t allow my use of a smartphone (the one that I really like and almost love) as a passenger to allow access to the carpool lane during rush hour. I’m not really sure what the problem is, either, but I guess I need to follow the rules if I want to win any Citizen of the Year awards (and if I don’t want Phoenix Jones to hunt me down for my dastardly deeds).

Also, my wife’s name is not Chagrin. But I love her!