Diana Dreams of Sushi

Some people think that it’s a super big deal when they have visions of sugar-plums dancing in their heads, but Diana has been dreaming of sushi.

I don’t even know what in sam hill a sugar-plum tastes like, so the sushi thing makes a heck of a lot more sense to me. I can’t imagine that sugar-plums, however delicious they may or may not be, can hold a briefly glimmering match to the glory that is sushi. Sushi is probably worthy of being written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, like so: SUSHI. Would it irritate you if I capitalized every mention of the fishy goodness from here on out? All right, all right. I’ll keep it cool. Sushi doesn’t need any special attention; sushi is awesome all on its lonesome. I can’t change that fact. I wouldn’t want to change that fact. We are all powerless to resist its briny charms, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

What? You say you don’t care for fish or even seafood in general? Then I truly feel sorry for you. You may not even know that you’re missing out on some of the most amazing delicacies on the face of planet Earth! As we spin around the cosmos on a world blessed with the watery embrace of (at least) seven seas, its delicious denizens are practically begging for us to have a taste! Oh, and taste we shall — and then some!

One question I have for the universe: If tuna is the chicken of the sea, then what counts as the bacon of the sea? Wait. Don’t answer. Just grab me a slab and set it on my plate! I’ll do the rest. I may even share with Diana if she’s lucky.

Do you dine on our cousins from the sea in sushi form or another? Share your favorites with us in the comments below!

Diana Dreams of Sushi