Ocarina Rollercoasters and Unpronounceable Boat Trips

Can you lose weight on a dinner cruise? Could Cold War spy tech keep us networking in the absence of an Internet? Are your email contacts compromised? Will you like the updated Google OS? Why is shopping online better than shopping offline? What the heck was that thing on my lip last week? Can you run your car on orange juice? Is there anything you’d rather be doing than playing ocarina up and down the square?