Dude Talks Like a Lady

People say that I have a high-pitched voice, but in today’s TLDR, I showed ’em just how high my voice could get. Glass shattered, puppies howled, neighbors phoned the police, and Diana told me to shut the hell up. Mission accomplished!

You say you weren’t able to tune in? It’s okay. It just gives me more time to practice my high-pitched lady voice for next time around. It ain’t over ’til the bespectacled lady-voiced guy sings. Registered Gnomies get special filtering software to avoid the hardships of resultant hearing loss.