Air fresheners come in all sorts of wonderful and sometimes quite useless fragrances. Why don’t they make ones that smell like beef jerky? Molded plastic? old books? Sour candy? Bacon?
How about sushi? After all, who wouldn’t want their house to smell like raw fish?
Want to know why my childhood name was “Kit?” Watch the danged video and find out! What do I look like, here? Some kind of answerbot?