Uncle Hector’s UFO Report

In Seattle, we get a lot of rain. And with that rain, we get clouds. Usually, the sky is just a ceiling of grey with a little sprinkle here and there to remind us of what people in more moisture-deprived parts of the world are missing out on.

Every now and again, though, there’s a break in the cloud cover and I swear I catch a rare glimpse of this really bright UFO in the sky. It’s so beautiful, but it hurts to look at for any length of time. It’s round and it glows an intense orange, sending out beams of warm radiance across the firmament. I hope it’s not radioactive or malevolent toward humanity, because we could be in a heck of a lot of trouble if this sucker tries to land.

In spite of it all, I try to keep a sunny disposition.

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