Are Sports Viruses?

I don’t really care for sports or viruses. Flying pucks and balls tend to break my glasses, and viruses break my computer — or would, if I let ’em through.

Do you use free or paid anti-virus software on your computer? Are you Machiavellian in your day-to-day actions? Do you use the free GIMP instead of the expensive Photoshop? Is keeping your writing simple better at conveying your point than flowery missives with big, fancy words? Can Steam save the PC gaming format? Should the NFL embrace the iPad to replace playbooks?