Social Media Updates for 2010-04-11

  • Dude. It's Bizarro Chris Pirillo World: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/deltonrushing/v3 #
  • ♪ "Feel like bacon love." [@HipsForHire] ♫ #
  • Looking Down on the Seattle Space Needle from the Top of Columbia Tower – http://lgno.me/dyx9de #
  • Enforced dress codes are awesome… if you want me to believe that your event is full of pretentious shitheads and overpriced food. #
  • I conceal my farts by… http://bit.ly/ce1Yzz #
  • The next time you accidentally fart in public, pull out your phone and answer it. #ringtone #
  • If Facebook went offline tomorrow, I… http://bit.ly/bEvJaq #
  • Fun! http://balldroppings.com/js/ #
  • Font Issues on the iPad: http://fontfeed.com/archives/ipad-typography/ #
  • The iPad is… http://bit.ly/9wGgQ1 #
  • Journalism student pushes colleagues to become marketers of their stuff on the net: http://bit.ly/bqdKoj [via @JeffJarvis] #
  • Which Seattle-area Startups am I missing from this Twitter List? http://twitter.com/#/list/ChrisPirillo/seattle-startups #
  • 3D TV Technology is here: http://youtu.be/Rbmq_1dL_vA [Thanks, @ShaunaCausey!] #
  • Magazines and newspapers on the iPad are awesome… but I'm STILL not interested in being nickel and dimed to death with subscriptions. #
  • Benefits of Vegetables in Diet: http://bit.ly/adpNMz [Best veggie out there is broccoli.] #
  • RT @danwood_uk Everyone keeps saying Windows 7 was their idea but no-one wants to take the blame for Vista [I'm sure not taking THAT credit] #
  • These Greeks really love @Oprah. They keep happily yelling her name every 20 seconds. #
  • This onion smells like breath. #
  • Disappointed to misread "Greek Salad" as "Geek Salad." I'll eat it, anyway. #
  • Twitter Buys Tweetie and Promises iPad App – http://lgno.me/cI9Ryo #
  • Twitter bought Tweetie! There's possible good news on the horizon for developers, too. http://lgno.me/cI9Ryo #
  • Twitter acquired Tweetie!? http://bit.ly/90ypYh [via @dacort] #
  • Watched "Bottle Shock" on Netflix today. @CHMontelena is on Twitter, @SeattleWineGal! #
  • Not Even the Dalai Lama is Safe from Malware – http://lgno.me/bj8wny #
  • As I was telling @MichelleBee this afternoon, I would happily name my son "Optimus Prime." #
  • You Can't Copyright Facts – I didn't Know That, Did You? http://bit.ly/cR0iJg #
  • iPhone OS 4.0 Beta Video – http://lgno.me/9tV7LY #
  • iPad Keyboard Dock Review – http://lgno.me/bgGbZN #
  • Every form is a base for colour, every colour is the attribute of a form. [Victor Vasarely] #
  • Linux distros are like Lays potato chips… http://lgno.me/dtLOy4 ["You can't have just one!"] #
  • Soundrop is Addictive for the iPad, iPhone and iPod Touch – http://lgno.me/bexyEv #
  • I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. [Tom Lehrer] #
  • Swype: 50 words per minute on your cell phone! http://lgno.me/aoxjNT [Slowpokes, I say!] #
  • Self esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves. [Nathaniel Branden] #
  • Trash comes in all colors. http://lgno.me/9UuQ9o [Plaid? I was hoping for plaid!] #
  • English is my second language. Laughter is my first. [@ZenBastard] #
  • Nightmares and strange dreams. http://lgno.me/cFfgtO […are made of these.] #
  • Sweet! Win a Free Apple iPad just for filing your taxes online – even if you've already filed! @MoneyCrashers http://bit.ly/cdY94G (Ad) #
  • You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball. [Dennis Quaid] #
  • Verizon CEO Seidenberg – Master Spin Doctor or Simply A Jackass? http://bit.ly/9lTIU3 #
  • R.I.P. – Recovery Is Possible. http://lgno.me/bDQRqb [So is decovery, but not on television.] #
  • FCC Not Hampered By Recent Court Ruling – Plans On 60 Regulations To Bring Broadband To All: http://bit.ly/aTOiDv #
  • Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. [Sam Ewing] #
  • Insider's Guide To Internet Marketing: Get. Convert. Measure. http://lgno.me/cKN5xX #
  • We are all born marked for evil. [Charles Baudelaire] #
  • The most addictive app for the iPad / iPhone / iPod Touch is… http://youtu.be/lOZVobtin-M #
  • The @Rhapsody boss calls Seattle a 'music town.' Report from @toddbishop on the future of music. http://bit.ly/d8jnDZ [via @johnhcook] #
  • Seattle Net Tuesday Mixer: http://sntmixer.eventbrite.com/ [April 27th, 2010] #
  • Nightmares of Comodo Time Machine http://lgno.me/atzy3R [in the hot tub?] #
  • Is there a better photo editing app than Photogene for the iPad or iPhone? http://lgno.me/bGV5Bd #
  • The UK Digital Economy Bill – say goodbye to online privacy? http://bit.ly/bLk6mC #deb #privacy #
  • I have about 100 pairs of pajamas. I like to see people dressed comfortably. [@HughHefner] #
  • Should grandfathers be allowed to play in the NFL? http://lgno.me/cH1NEG [Some are quite robust!] #
  • iPhone OS 4.0 Thoughts – http://lgno.me/9uczcD #
  • Best Photo Editor for the iPad – http://lgno.me/bGV5Bd #
  • Have you tried Arch Linux? http://bit.ly/bOgZmR #
  • iPhone OS 4.0 Screenshots: http://bit.ly/aqqKE6 #
  • The #Seattle iPad Tweetup is tomorrow night! Don't need one to attend, either: http://twtvite.com/SeattleiPad #
  • I'm still waiting for my growth spurt to happen. #
  • "Microsoft Courier" is not even a working prototype. Talking about it is like talking about jetpacks and flying cars. #
  • Phone Lines Open: 1-888-PIRILLO. http://live.pirillo.com/ #
  • Recording Live Calls for YouTube now: http://live.pirillo.com/ #
  • A Glimpse at Future Memory: http://bit.ly/c269UW #
  • Lesson Learned: NEVER buy an iPad app without trying a free version of it first. #
  • Verizon steps into the really big pond. http://lgno.me/ap85cT [If it can't walk on water, I guess it'll have really wet shoes?] #
  • Experience by itself is not science. [Edmund Husserl] #
  • iChatAgent process + new VOIP API = iChat Video & Audio chat forthcoming in the iPhone OS?! http://bit.ly/clLQP6 #
  • Workaround for iPhone OS 4 multitasking not working on the iPhone 3G? Upgrade. #
  • Watch this morning's official Apple iPhone OS presentation: http://bit.ly/bv4mi1 #
  • Why is Google's Chrome browser so popular? http://lgno.me/9V3ZNf #
  • Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. [Mary Pickford] #
  • World's Greatest iPad Wallpaper: http://bit.ly/bWrLXL #
  • What'll Be Your Favorite Feature of iPhone OS 4? http://bit.ly/bWf3rT #
  • Would you drive an electric SUV? http://lgno.me/auPtHD [Would you make breakfast with a petroleum-powered toaster?] #
  • iPhone OS 4 Multidasking Live Demo: http://youtu.be/c9zDv8BivYw #
  • When I'm not near the girl I love, I love the girl I'm near. [E.Y. Harburg] #
  • My friend @charlieharger is looking for voice recognition software experts. Looking to do an interview for a radio story today. #
  • IT Automation: http://lgno.me/bN1h3E [It sounds like a dance move, but is it?] #
  • Music is the refuge of souls ulcerated by happiness. [E.M. Cioran] #
  • You will have ten times more followers if you have a Twitter profile picture. http://lgno.me/9tnfzO [Especially if it's of your butt?] #
  • Some of our iPhone OS 4.0 predictions came true: http://bit.ly/cdQ81i #
  • Avoid @FrameChannel on the iPad. Totally buggy, kludge to use. #
  • It is not possible for a man to be elegant without a touch of femininity. [Vivienne Westwood] #
  • Talking Texas. http://lgno.me/cWnTzI [Whether with Walker or from the saddle, I've heard it's not to be messed with.] #
  • Diplomacy is the art of letting somebody else have your way. [David Frost] #
  • Keep an eye on: http://developer.apple.com/iphone/ #
  • The iPhone OS 4 "Game Center" is Apple's best answer to Xbox Live. #
  • More Windows 7 fail. http://lgno.me/cRp4fT [What a silly demand!] #
  • Impressive. Essentially, Apple's "iAd" turns advertisements into separate apps to be embedded within an app. #
  • I've found constancy and balance between creativity and normality. [@JulianLennon] #
  • What's New in iPhone OS 4.0? http://bit.ly/bUiECr #
  • Clinton Middleton is a wired daddy! http://lgno.me/cO4JK9 [He promises not to zap the undeserving or use his powers for evil.] #
  • You utter a vow or forge a signature and you may find yourself bound for life to a monastery, a woman or prison. [Bronislaw Malinowski] #
  • It feels like Christmas every time I hear about a new iPhone OS. #
  • Crash! Boom! Bang! The economy implodes again. http://lgno.me/96CZkE [Just in time to screw up summer!] #
  • @jodicasting – My entire life is a "Reality Show." I need to find a stunt double. in reply to jodicasting #
  • Teen Sues Mom for Hacking his Facebook – http://lgno.me/9y8As1 #
  • Adobe Has Ideas – http://lgno.me/9OEoQd #
  • All the cool geeks are going to [re]think Shanghai: http://twt.tl/m9Xtarz [May 23-25!] #
  • Why do people want me to do yet another home office tour?Not that much has changed in a year. Maybe I need fresh decor? #
  • This email isn't going to answer itself. Or will it? #
  • I was already an uncle, but what am I if the same sister-in-law had twins today? Does that make me a thrinkle? Thrunkle? [CC: @frojive] #
  • My iTunes account is now $20 richer thanks to @DannyMinick submitting a donation! What apps should I get now? #
  • iPad Must-Have: Soundrop! http://bit.ly/ccScf1 #
  • Dang! "@householdhacker is almost at 500k YouTube subscribers! Help them get there!" http://bit.ly/cGSBAh [CC @MysteryGuitarM] #
  • Holy iCrap! @dlb1752 just sent me a $50 iTunes gift certificate to try a few more iPad apps. Dude, THANK YOU! #
  • Official says passenger may have said he was putting out cigarette on his shoe: http://bit.ly/9qkL8g [via @KING5Seattle] #
  • These Panasonic wireless phones are absolute shit. I need to find a better system here… #
  • Open Lines: 1-888-PIRILLO. http://live.pirillo.com/ #
  • The race is on for a "Best" iPad case. The one from Apple is a complete failure. Ideas? #
  • Is Oracle quietly killing OpenOffice? http://lgno.me/cpuiwa [Killing it softly with its song?] #
  • Thinking about opening up the phone lines tonight to take Questions, Answers, and Commentary. http://live.pirillo.com/ #
  • "The Internet: Streaming Live Closet Doors and Asian Women Since 1997…" http://bit.ly/cqJplG #
  • A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. [Walter Winchell] #
  • iPhone 4.0 predictions and hopes. http://lgno.me/d3kVrv [I hope for an included coffeemaker, but I don't predict it.] #
  • Local? Join us for the Issaquah Tweetup: http://bit.ly/c0ciFw [Co-Hosted by @IssaquahPress] #
  • You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow. [Jack Black] #
  • What is Vitamin D? – http://lgno.me/9HqaBu #
  • iPad in the classroom? http://lgno.me/cKdldu [Reasons why it may not be ready just yet. But someday…] #
  • Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead. [@EyeOfJackieChan] #
  • The Apple Two: http://slate.com/id/2249872 #
  • New Republic puts up $30 paywall starting today. http://lgno.me/aAgrS2 [A sign of things to come?] #
  • Anything you build on a large scale or with intense passion invites chaos. [Francis Ford Coppola] #
  • Marketing in a downturn: recession-proof strategies for smart marketers. http://lgno.me/blHD5c #
  • Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. [William Ellery Channing] #
  • Top Ten Crazy Paint Jobs for Cars – http://lgno.me/9DXFmK #
  • Unlock the iPad Zoom Feature – http://lgno.me/drQFx8 #
  • PBS comes through on iPad clutter. http://lgno.me/9KWf1M [And pledge drive clutter, too! Or is it still called swag?] #
  • Interviewing Tom Chernaik from http://cmp.ly/ about Blogger Disclosure right now: http://live.pirillo.com/ #
  • Thanks to the ABC iPad app, I discovered that Zach Braff is no longer on Scrubs. Disappointment of the year. 🙁 #
  • Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose. [Billie Holiday] #
  • On April 17th, #Seattle Food Bloggers are having a Charity Bake Sale: http://ow.ly/1vHnj [via @franticfoodie, @felicelam] #
  • Net Neutrality suffers setback in court. http://lgno.me/dkAzVl [Wapner wouldn't have put up with this nonsense!] #
  • Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. [William Wordsworth] #
  • Scrabble Rules Change Will Allow Proper Nouns – http://lgno.me/ciAaRF #
  • Jack Wallen likes Gnome 3. http://lgno.me/91uyyp [But some old-timers don't like change – spare or otherwise!] #
  • Toddler Tests iPad and Wonders Where the Camera Is – http://lgno.me/afsXpQ #
  • I have respect for beer. [Russell Crowe] #
  • [email protected]Home gone! http://lgno.me/959fa9 [At least when its limited equipment stock is sold out.] #
  • TechCrunch Loses Steve Gillmor to Salesforce – http://lgno.me/bTYowG #
  • Was an iPad Owner Tossed out of Microsoft? – http://lgno.me/bj6yfW #
  • How to Track Your Mail with Google Envelopes – http://lgno.me/9TrB8q #
  • How to be Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof – http://lgno.me/9HYIZj #
  • North Korean Red Star Operating System: Designed to Spy? – http://lgno.me/9s345G #
  • Was an iPad Owner Tossed Out of the Microsoft Store? http://lgno.me/bj6yfW #
  • How to Track Your Mail With Google Envelopes – http://lgno.me/9TrB8q #
  • iPad Case Review – http://lgno.me/ccVtcQ #
  • A bit of @TechCrunch news: Steve Gillmor heading to Salesforce on Monday. http://lgno.me/bTYowG #
  • "Diamond Parking" failed to provide envelopes for parking payment, thus I got slapped with a $43 parking ticket tonight. WTF, Seattle? #
  • How Apple's iPad Succeeded Where Microsoft Failed: http://bit.ly/95Zu4l [via @CalgaryGuru] #
  • Sitting at O'Asian in #Seattle with the "Divorce Sucks" crew. Quite a few of us going through it, apparently. #
  • Phenom tapas at @TangoSeattle tonight (Thanks to @SeattleWineGal for the invite)! Seattle restaurants are amazing… #
  • AOL Pays High Price for a Mistake with Bebo – http://lgno.me/aZg6IH #
  • iPad Wallpaper Tricks – http://lgno.me/aK1JlH #
  • The best person to rely on is yourself. http://lgno.me/avvHor [Unless you're, say, someone like Kenneth Lay or Charles Manson.] #
  • When uploading a file (or set of files) to share with someone, use http://filemail.com – free, easy, 2GB ceiling. #
  • GelaSkins Coupons – http://lgno.me/anY6N5 #
  • Art is like a border of flowers along the course of civilization. [Lincoln Steffens] #
  • My iPad isn't very "magical." Maybe I got a defective unit? #
  • Competition for the Apple iPad from HP. http://lgno.me/9b33rw [This one may include fresh pastry smells. Stay tuned!] #
  • Hey Seattle? I'm bringing my iPad to the "Divorce Sucks" meetup tonight: http://bit.ly/912YDZ #
  • RT @Jon4Lakers: Microsoft is now offering cheaper Windows 7 upgrades. http://cuthut.com/HeM #
  • Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can. [Lowell Thomas] #
  • iPad users experience weak connectivity and dropped signals. http://lgno.me/9Jk0mx [And no fresh pastry smells. Nobody's perfect!] #
  • It's necessary to be slightly underemployed if you are to do something significant. [James D. Watson] #
  • Snus is to healthy living as mullet is to exotic hairdo. http://lgno.me/b8Js1J [Apologies to… oh, never mind. Apologies to no one!] #
  • WARNING for those of you ready to buy iWork (Pages, Keynote, Numbers) on the iPad: http://blogs.zdnet.com/hardware/?p=7935 [@the_pc_doc] #
  • Losin' wouldn't be so bad at all, but I'm always on a mountain when I fall. [Merle Haggard] #
  • Top 10 iPad tips: http://lgno.me/bC5NdM [#5: Don't let your mogwai play with it after midnight.] #
  • Freedom isn't for wimps. [@Talkmaster] #
  • EtherPad is dead on April 14th: http://bit.ly/dih8sV – but you can use http://TypeWith.me indefinitely. #
  • Free BlogNotions Marketers Newsletter: http://lgno.me/bYqNqs #
  • "This is madness." NO! This is PIRILLO: http://bit.ly/aaL5S9 #
  • I'm all out of eggs, I'm so lost without them. I know they were right and yolking for so long. #
  • You may hate gravity, but gravity doesn't care. [Clayton Christensen] #
  • Debt free! http://lgno.me/bWYPjh [Do the majority of people even know what that means these days?] #
  • Life has taught me to think, but thinking has not taught me to live. [Alexander Herzen] #
  • Droid 2.1 update has arrived. http://lgno.me/doF8JM [And you don't even have to sweet talk a Jawa to get it!] #
  • I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium. [Zach Braff] #
  • South Dakota legislates meteorological ostrich effect. http://lgno.me/cWbOZU [Giant presidents on Mt. Rushmore have rocks in their heads!] #
  • Should You Keep Your Personal and Business Lives Separate on Twitter? – http://lgno.me/b3sc3f #
  • ☻ "What if all software were open source? UW researcher explores feature modification." http://bit.ly/aMgVmO (via @kegill) #
  • ☢ "Wacky experiment: http://ExploreSolitary.com – livestreaming 3 people in solitary confinement." (via @shiralazar) #
  • ♫ "Sometimes, I feel like listening to the radio is like listening to my own library on shuffle." (via @DylanCombsTV) #
  • ☠ "Dear AP: I warned you that I would remove your app if you kept sending me non-breaking-breaking-news, didn't I?" (via @davedelaney) #
  • People don't read blogs. They scan posts and comprehend 1% of what is written. #fact #
  • What Wireless Keyboard and Mouse Do You Recommend? – http://lgno.me/dpnXzA #
  • I wouldn't pay $1 for a print magazine. Tell me why I'd want to pay $5 for a digital one? #
  • Tweet Your Way to a Divorce – http://lgno.me/dCPctj #
  • Who is Justin Bieber? – http://lgno.me/92qbGO #
  • How to Handle Remote Tech Support – http://lgno.me/8Yq03e #
  • Network Tools for Windows – http://lgno.me/9R5YmF #
  • Get Your Own Web Site – http://lgno.me/cvDDfl #
  • Twitter on the iPad – http://lgno.me/98c4MS #
  • VMware and Parallels for Virtual Machines – http://lgno.me/aL7YtN #
  • Coupons for Online Shopping – http://lgno.me/cN3p71 #
  • Demoing iPad apps live: http://live.pirillo.com/ – any recommendations? #
  • Mashup Your Own Marshmallow Peeps Destruction Video: http://chris.pirillo.com/peeps/ #
  • 10 Ways to Kill Peeps: http://youtu.be/e0OIxb3dJ3w #
  • Okay, I "killed" 10 Peeps this afternoon and recorded the video footage – uploading now for your remixing wishes. #
  • Earthquakes, shmearthquakes. http://lgno.me/czBXrT [Yep. Stuff got shook up. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.] #
  • Peeps are evil. I must find equally evil ways to dispose of them. #
  • Free redeem code for Castle Conflict on the iPhone for the first person to use it: 4X46RLELJEJ4 #
  • Free redeem code for Tarot's Misfortune on the iPad for the first person to use it: JXPFMMEF4TJ9 #
  • In the prototype videos of the HP Slate, the screen and UI don't look nearly as responsive as the iPad. #observation #
  • Life is too short not to do a little practical joking. [@DearKristaAllen] #
  • Ubuntu One music store: http://lgno.me/d3E7JI [Like iTunes for Linux folks!] #
  • @shiralazar – Sorry, but not even you could save CBS from the utter failure that is their iPad app. Put me in touch with marketing, please? in reply to shiralazar #
  • CBS has an iPad app, too – but it sucks (royally). Only plays clips. WTF? Follow ABC's lead or GTFO. #fail #
  • There is a danger of changing too much in the search for perfection. [Agnetha Faltskog] #
  • My kingdom for a matte screen protector for the iPad today. Seattle? #fingerprints #
  • Chocolate covered aspirin? http://lgno.me/93at3G [Take two of these and some pimple cream and call me in the morning…] #
  • Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way. [Booker T. Washington] #
  • Ford Taurus: stealthy cool. http://lgno.me/c3Ige3 [Like the Ford Edsel was clandestine keen?] #
  • I wanna take a two-week vacation, twenty-six times a year. [Stan Ridgeway] #
  • Here's what you want in iPhone OS 4: #
  • Generate Your Own iPad Wallpapers: http://granimator.com/ #
  • When should you not trust your dentist? http://lgno.me/cuSEhs [It's a toothy subject…] #
  • Apple's talking about iPhone OS 4 on Thursday. Any guesses as to what features are coming? #
  • I'm a human entropy producer. [Dean Kamen] #
  • Doing a live screencast of Pear Analytics for Web site effectiveness measurement: http://live.pirillo.com/ #
  • R.I.P. Dr. Henry Edward Roberts. http://lgno.me/aOZmY5 [The Altair 8800 and we will miss you.] #
  • Curiosity is the lust of the mind. [Thomas Hobbes] #
  • Adobe AIR is on the iPad! http://bit.ly/9P4gkc #
  • Study says 52% of bloggers think they're journalists. http://lgno.me/cpGwi2 [100% of me thinks I'm tweeting this right now!] #
  • Top 10 iPad Tips: http://bit.ly/9boonp #
  • "Divorce Sucks" – http://bit.ly/912YDZ #seattle #
  • Tough times don't last; tough people do. [Gregory Peck] #
  • One day, the Talx corporation's going to be taking up all the corner offices in Hell. http://lgno.me/bPrrsI [Reserve space now!] #
  • A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else. [Bette Davis] #
  • Where do you want your wallet to be six months from today? http://lgno.me/d5R6h1 [PocketSmith helps hammer out your budget projection.] #
  • Best Buy Coupons – http://lgno.me/cahTEF #
  • Borders Coupons – http://lgno.me/91PbnN #
  • Why You Don't Want an iPad: http://lgno.me/dBXEnf #
  • Limoges Jewelry Coupons – http://lgno.me/aGR2kX #
  • You don't want an iPad because you: hate change, have a problem with desire, ask the wrong questions – http://bit.ly/ahO6f8 #
  • I swear, they're making up diseases and disorders just to create fun-sounding drug names… like "Blospivia" and "Womflax." #
  • Have You Ever Had Ostrich? – http://lgno.me/a5qhod #
  • iPad or Touchscreen Laptop Computer? – http://lgno.me/crAVJy #
  • iPad Fun – http://lgno.me/9ZhF2N #
  • Suggestion to @pogoplug users on Mac OS X: don't buy one until they fix its usability issues. #
  • WARNING to all @Ning site owners – if you have open registration, it's getting hit with porn spam bots now. Ning can't handle the problem. #
  • Bento for the iPad belongs in every "Brick and Mortar" to help collect patron contact information. Databases can be BEAUTIFUL! #review #
  • Coffee Table Cocktails iPad App Redeem Code for the first person to use it: NTE7WH6PWL9F #
  • iPad Fingerprints – http://lgno.me/afoOAr #
  • @Scobleizer – It seems that Sprint 4G is becoming a "must have" for geeks, eh? in reply to Scobleizer #
  • I love the iPad, but I recommend waiting for the 3G version: http://bit.ly/dgTe68 #
  • Social Media Updates for 2010-04-04 – http://lgno.me/9gA9NB #
  • Your Apple iPad Questions and Answers: http://youtu.be/IvqVuqHlLB0 #