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Mean People Suck

Just when I was getting ready to tell you all about how the Internet was an amazing people connector, I received this email from an anonymous asshole:

Chris,

What have you been up to lately? Coddling a bunch of losers while you drink wine out of single serving 187 ml bottles? You claim you are an “Entrepenuer”, a “Tech Addict”, as well as an “Idea Evangelist”, amongst other things. The truth is, you are a joke. You are marketing yourself as some form of celebrity, when in fact you are an ugly, self serving dullard who is attempting to gleam fame from a bunch of internet using toddlers. Furthermore, your comments are usually similar to the ramblings of a lobotimized turd deep in psychosis.

I really have to hand it to you. You really are making something of yourself. Of course, I mean if “making something of yourself” is making a eating utensil out of a piece of fecal matter.
You are a loser, a joke, your website is slow and unresponsive due to your ignorance, and your capacity to drink alcohol is akin to the ability of a dead rodent.

BYE!

-Chris Pirillo

P.S. I will retain this email address for my own amusement, no matter if you choose to ignore my input or even prove that you are a pussy and block this email address from futher correspondence.

P.P.S. FUCK YOU!

Oh, I see - so I get called a p**** even though it’s quite clear that I don’t hide my identity. Right. Actually, I’ve gotta hand it to him: “lobotimized turd deep in psychosis” was quite poetic. No matter, I just thought I’d share my troll with the rest of the world.

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Dear Chris,

What’s funny to me is that usually when people write nasty hate letters, they misspell a couple of words, making themselves look ignorant and retarded. (”Gleam” ? Isn’t that the brand name of a toothpaste ? And I saw the correctly-spelled version in one of your articles, so he obviously wasn’t reading too closely.)

To balance out the scales, I thought I would write and tell you that i just read your “50 Weight Loss Tips” article and loved it. You’re not only cheeky, but dead-on right. Thanks. And congratulations. :)

Maili Bradley
ps Hopefully, since this is a “nice” letter, the spelling gods will have been kind to me. :)

Chris,

For what it’s worth, I and others like me (probably one of the losers you are coddling) don’t think you suck.

Josh

You’ll need to tell the president of your fan club to stop sending you love emails :-D.

Troll’s Suck

We all have em in some way, but they are still crappy!

I think the current sucess of live.pirillo.com is ode to how wrong this Troll of yours is!

Pure jealousy, nothing more, nothing less. People who write this stuff are not only sad, the envious as well.

Sorry, that should have been “they’re envious”…damn, I’m becoming envious of people with better typing to brain skills now :-)

So, what’s *his* e-mail address?

Thanks for sharing. Trolls are always great entertainment. You probably just made that guy;s month.

Chris, perhaps you should share **** Person’s comment with the Feds. I understand they’re watching folks like this very closely. Bitterness turned to paranoia, on the fringe of society, jealous. It would be one thing if TP revealed his/her identity to you so there could be a real conversation. But you see, TP doesn’t want that. TP just wants to hurt.

Delete that comment from the person who says you are an ******* and move on with your life. Do not give him his fifteen minutes of fame.

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Chris,

I have appreciated your Lockergnome for many years and continue to do so. You have made a great niche for yourself on this planet and that small minded cave dweller should keep his hostility bottled up inside him or her until he or she explodes. Keep up the good and classy work.

People like that are angry at their own failures and are jealous of others’ successes. Their unhealthy psychological state is clear to everybody but themselves.

This guy is on the first step of becoming another Cho. I hope he comes to his senses.

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Ernest N. Wilcox Jr.

April 20th, 2007
at 10:24am

I guess it takes all kinds …

It has been my experience (over some fifty-seven years) that such outbursts usually reflect the speakers self image. To put it so even this person can understand it, He/She is calling you all the things He/She thinks of Him/Herself. This person is to be pitied for suffering with such low self esteem. It is truly a sorrowful situation …

I’ll bet he still lives with his mom.

He’s a mouthbreather, dude. Roll with it. Anyone willing to spew that **** to another human without provocation no doubt has a mountain of negative karma waiting to fall on his ***. He makes me sad.

-Daniel

Ok, who got Bill Gates drunk after reading the vista reviews? Probally the boys from Utah.

Been called worse. Back in the 1990s when I was publishing an online humor column. I wrote something political. I usually attacked both parties equally, but this time I just went after Pat Buchannan, rather than a party. Apparently someone took great offense and went off (I think they were a little off before I provoked them, but that’s beside the point).

If you put yourself out there, you’re going to find people on the net who won’t like what you say and use the anonymity of the net to harangue you in ways they’d never have the guts to do to your face.

Just do what I did. Look at your subscriber/web stats. For each idiot like this, you can point to thousands of people who keep coming back. Those are the people you’re doing this for, not that shmuck.

Chris, for what it’s worth, I found your website a few weeks ago, and enjoy visiting your website daily to see what you’ve done. I was a big fan of TechTV many years ago, especially the Screensavers and Call for Help. I still visit the websites of some of the other hosts, just to keep up with what’s their doing. Call me a dweeb.

Some people are just ignorant, or jealous of other people’s success, so don’t even give this guys email a second thought.

You know you are a celebrity when you get hate mail from yourself. http://chris.pirillo.com/2007/04/20/mean-people-suck/

Hey man, I’ve been getting that same email every week for years! I explain that I’m unemployed and live in a basement, but somehow he thinks I’m some big superduper tech god, which makes ME laugh!

Forget these guys. You know the truth; we know the truth — you’re okay.

must be a mac user.

~jon

Yep, such a dude is just talking to himself.

Chris, your ability to understand, communicate and help others is valuable and appreciated. Ignore the knuckleheads and just keep on doing what makes you happy. Nice part is: you already know all this.
David

Hey Chris - We love ya! Thanks for being who and what you are and sharing the light….

I get SO much hate mail about OpenDomain.Org it is ridiculous. I know I made some mistakes a few years ago with a very large profile domain, but I apologized and we worked everything out. However, the blogging community still accuses of some ’scam’. I bought Drupal.Com from a squatter and gave it to Dries for FREE and got crucified. I acquired OpenAjax.Org for great personal expense and donated it to the Open Ajax Alliance, but they would not help me claim for the IRS.
If it helps, I always start my day with my reader and your blog is on top of the list (next to Scoble)

Now that was cruel! I think some people just seem to get off on writing letters like that, sort of like people who write “spleen” columns.

His comments don’t change the fact that you’ve produced some pretty insightful stuff (I especially like the XP vs Vista “upgrade” video)

Don’t let the trolls put you off.

[...] My reason for writing though, was in response to some anonymous hatemail from Chris Pirillo to… Chris Pirillo. The scary thing about hatemail is this - usually the writer is far too thick to string a sentence or two together. This guy actually seemed to have a pretty good vocabulary. *shudder* TROLLS 2.0! *shudder* So what’s the best route of tackling trolls at present? There isn’t really one… But we can start by all sending consoling messages to the person effected. The worst thing someone can do is bottle up the problem and not tell anyone. Look at all the comments in response to the article! These people think Chris is fantastic (as do I for that matter)! Here’s the email that Chris got hit with anyhow: Chris, [...]

I ‘m always amazed at the number of dumbasses who have nothing better to do than to send nasty, anonymous emails. That knucklehead needs to get a life (and a therapist)!

Hi Chris, I agree with you that he’s actually quite poetic. It’s not that easy to spew out such vile! I think he is just jealous because you are a kind, intelligent, good looking person sharing your vast knowledge with the world and being recognised for it. I think you are cute, eloquent and admirable. Wish there were more people out there like you who’s willing to help out people at the drop of a hat. And you’ve inspired poetry in others! How noble is that!?

Probably someone you failed to call upon during a conference. Don’t get too paranoid but an intelligent check of you and your family’s safety may be in order, maybe have a run through of this with some tech-savvy police type too (is there such a thing?).

Look at my email address and you’ll know why I suggest this type of normally paranoid thing.

People are great, aren’t they? I’ll tell you who is awesome…13 - 15 year old gamers who don’t agree with a video game review you write. Yeah, they love to send vulgar insults. Although the “lobotimized **** deep in psychosis” is waaay beyond their capabilities. Usually, since they know one of us running the site is female, I just get called the B or C words a lot. No where near the imagery provided by your gasbag. I applaud it.

Musta been a slow day at the office, you giving this person a platform to elicit praiseworthy comments from the rest of us. Next time you get a piece of cyberspace rantings and ravings, put them in the electronic garbage bin where they belong.

People like this really need help. I have dealt with people like this recently that seem to have such a problem with you just because of the position you are in. Just delete it and move on.

You don’t suck. :)

Unless you count that time with the lemons.

[...] So, just in case the link doesnt show on it’s own; it’s a recent post from Chris’ blog where he copy/pasted this email he got from some troll of his. The internets are full of trolls. Trolls suck. And so do “Mean People“. [...]

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