Top 10 Things that Twitter Can Do

According to nobody, here are the top ten things that Twitter can do:

  • Balance the national budget
  • Detect the presence of anthrax
  • Bullseye womprats
  • Lower your mortgage payment
  • Find lost pets
  • Forge a parent’s signature
  • Slice bread (NOTE: rye only)
  • Debbie
  • Set us up the bomb
  • Cure cancer

Okay, so maybe some items are a bit of a stretch, but given the amount of (positive and negative) attention, you’d think something so simple was doing something truly radical. Here’s the podcast of twenty twitterers tweeting on why Twitter is (or is not) the second coming.

13 thoughts on “Top 10 Things that Twitter Can Do”

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  2. You’re tweetered.

    that’s the new term for “you’re nuts”! 😉

    aka “touched in the head”. 😉

    I say this in the nicest most complimentary way possible. Because I’m your friend, and I care. ;-D

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