Archive Mar 22, 2006
Climb Every Mountain
Nobody laughed at you – if there was any laughter going on, it was likely because I found the situation humorous – I did not find your request funny, nor would I have been laughing at your ignorance in the situation. I was indirectly asking you to apply some critical thinking skills by pointing out [...]
Of Mountains and Molehills
Nobody's laughing at your ignorance. Are you familiar with the phrase: “Give the man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime?” Well, that applies to both men and women. Now, you're absolutely correct: I love sarcasm. Oh, and regarding the fat picture of me that [...]
Oral-B 9450 Triumph Professional Care Power Toothbrush
Yesterday, I had my dental followup visit. Last week, I was diagnosed with a mild cavity in the back of my mouth (last tooth on the top left). Turns out, my filling directly below it was also loose, and decay had started to take hold there as well. Ouch. I went in there, expecting to [...]
Socrates was a Smart Ass
This is according to Ponzi. She forwarded a PayPal hoax to me this morning, asking if it was spam. I responded: “Who is the message from?” She came back with: “I don't know. I thought it was spam, I wanted you to look at it and tell me.” I walked over to her computer and [...]
Todd Malicoat SEO Stuntdubl
Todd Malicoat was ahead of his time in dropping vowels from his name as DJ Stuntdubl, beating Flickr and the host of drop-E companies that followed. He turns a nickname from a former life into a catchy headline for his blog, Gettin’ Hit by Traffic… Not Cars, which alludes to his current role as a [...]
The End of an Era
It is with heavy heart that I must bid adeiu to my news aggregator. In the early days, I was searching for the perfect client – the one that fit my lifestyle. Since I live inside of Outlook, I found NewsGator to be indespensible. Now, however, I feel it's outlived its original usefulness. We're days [...]
Xbox, DVD, and Wireless Controllers
Just scored an Xbox 360, so I really don't need this ol' Xbox anymore. I hardly used it, anyway (picked it up last summer and have turned it on a total of four times). We also have two Logitech Wireless Controllers – also in great condition. Plus, I picked up the DVD Remote kit thing [...]
Your Horiscope for Today
My personal fortune teller (let's call him “Al”) tells me that these predictions are absolutely true… Aquarius: There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-a-mole 17 hours a day. Pisces: Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos [...]
