2006 February 22

I love Woz (he did a wonderful keynote at Gnomedex 4.0 a couple of years ago). He's no longer directly involved with Apple, but Steve Jobs is - in a big way. (…)

She…

doesn't lie to me

always dresses well

makes a mean dinner

cooks around my tastes

puts up with my humor

is silly with our dogs

has a great wardrobe

asks to be loved up often

had me at “hello”

treats me with respect

always puts this relationship first

understands my madness (mostly)

watches for sales and discounts

drives when I ask her to

is very, very intelligent

happens to be my soul mate

can drive as well as I can

is quite courteous

understands things I don't

looks out for me

runs Lockergnome better than me

likes Family Guy

buys all my clothes

allows a television in the bedroom

requests sushi frequently

will save us money on our mortgage

is taking care of our wedding plans

knows when to hold 'em

knows when to fold 'em

knows when to walk away

knows when to run

lets me listen to 80s music

doesn't fart as much as I do

does our taxes

predicts fashion trends

is creative in the kitchen

shaves her legs every day

listens to my advice (sometimes)

is kind to strangers

loves me back

works odd hours

is a night person like me

doesn't fix what's not broken

has an Xbox Live account

has similar political views as me

is my chest artist

likes wireless gadgets

lets me buy new geek toys

likes to fall asleep with the TV on

doesn't hog the covers

is a great kisser

believes in me

is a maniac, maniac on the floor

lets me sing in the shower (nowhere else)

loves HDTV

believes quality trumps quantity

isn't a feminist

is beautiful in makeup

puts up with my Darth Vader collection

lets me eat cold spaghetti

will love me for doing this list

will probably do her own list about me

doesn't expect me to be perfect

blogs

completes me

dislikes sports

shares dog responsibilities

will probably be the only one who reads this list

remembers my SSN

let me move to Seattle

doesn't buy hydrogenated products

supports my wacky endeavors

gets jealous when I talk to other women

isn't addicted to reality shows

is close to my age

giggles after she burps

won't kick me out of the house for saying that

looks before she leaps

doesn't forward email jokes

lets us eat dinner in the family room

is beautiful without makeup

purchased a Napster account on her own

can explain RSS in lay terms

listens to NPR in the car

has met my family and still wants to marry me

isn't afraid to learn something new

would never harm a fly

will always harm a spider

believes in moderation

doesn't always agree with me

held my hand on our first date

hasn't signed up for a MySpace account

knows spirituality is different from religion

doesn't force me to go grocery shopping

loves Christmas, too

can keep a level head in trying situations

is the hostess with the mostess

has rhythm

doesn't expect me to do everything

looks better in my clothes than I do

Chris Pirillo: I need to ask you if you wanted to be my best man. ;)
Robert Scoble: YEAH!
Chris Pirillo: :)

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