From Thank Sucrets, a Steve Jobs fan site, comes news of a revolutionary service: Apple iDontcare. With this offering, users will finally be able to rent commercials through the iTunes Music store.
Instead of being forced to skip free commercials at home with a confusing remote control, iPod owners can now pay to borrow commercials and skip them with their friendly click wheel instead. This action has been heralded by experts as Ã¢â¬Åa paradigm shiftÃ¢â¬Â? in the way people are able to waste their money.
Apple has already filed a lawsuit against Thank Sucrets, claiming that Steve Jobs was deprived of the wind for his $90m yacht (due to the leak). iDontcare will continue to roll out at AppleÃ¢â¬â¢s WWDC, otherwise known as the Ã¢â¬ÅWhat Will Developers Chew?Ã¢â¬Â? conference.