Airplane Safety Instructional Video
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Airplane safety is no laughing matter, especially when you’re sitting next to a passenger who smells like he just got out of a tennis game and forgot to shower. Before taking your assigned seat, you should first look for all emergency exits and restrooms (noting that the closest ones may be behind you, and first class asses are better than your class asses). In the event of a water landing, please hold your breath as long as possible. Note that your seat cushion may be used as a makeshift club to knock out the people standing in front of you waiting to jump out of the flaming wreckage. Our pilot is underpaid, our flight attendents are underpaid, and the ground crew is made up of illegal aliens more people who are underpaid. Thank you for flying Generic Air - where our concern is none of your concern. We know you had no choice in choosing this airline, but thanks anyway.
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Nick Douglas
April 25th, 2006
at 10:19am
Brilliant! I can't believe you lasted that long before cracking up.
Matt Hartley
April 25th, 2006
at 10:55am
Actually, that was very well done. :o) You have a future in miming, I think.
Anonymous
April 25th, 2006
at 12:05pm
That illegal alien comment… TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR… NOT NECESSARY AT ALL, and MOSTLY, OFFENSIVE…
Joe - Mr SEO
April 25th, 2006
at 12:55pm
That is some funny sh*t!!!!!!!!!
Nick Douglas
April 25th, 2006
at 12:57pm
Can I go on-record as saying illegal alien jokes are funny?
Matt Hartley
April 25th, 2006
at 1:19pm
Dude, just had a thought: Miming public service announcements and other common life events with a narrator. For example, tornado warnings, TV's “This is a Test” with the annoying audible noises, and so on. I smell a podcast!
:o)
Anonymous
April 26th, 2006
at 5:05am
I think I may have woke my kids up, I was laughing so loud!
Great thing to start my day with a laugh. Nice JOB!!
MissM
Sab
April 27th, 2006
at 1:40am
Nice on. Reminds me of the video when flying with Israir. Very funny. And good looking models in it, too.
Anonymous
April 27th, 2006
at 1:07pm
“Hey BUB! Turn that camera OFF! We are on an active taxi way…”
*six-foot-tall blond flight attendant grabs camera and tosses on the floor, smashing it into tiny little pieces*
(Ooops, sorry, I'm not a flight attendant anymore. It's your lucky day.)
-Q of S
Anonymous
April 27th, 2006
at 2:43pm
That is awesome!! Well done.
Greg
July 2nd, 2006
at 3:07pm
Beautiful work!
Walking in the footprints of Charlie Chaplin
Anonymous
July 4th, 2006
at 9:38am
I want that 4 minutes back.
Blake - MySpace Blog
July 5th, 2006
at 10:05am
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July 5th, 2006
at 7:51pm
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Annie
September 22nd, 2006
at 6:06am
Hi Chris, I’m writing to you from Singapore. I watched your video and find it so funny. I would like to download it and show it at my child’s birthday party which has the theme “Around the World on a Plane”. This will indeed make the children laugh. Could you kindly contact me at my email address and let me know how I could download your video? Thanks very much.
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October 10th, 2006
at 8:28pm
ve come to respect the more I learn about the vision and execution they’ve individually brought to the industry. After the infamous Internet entrepreneur and top-notch self-promoter and conference host Chris Pirillo opened up with his humor and motivation speech and imparting the message that this is “our� conference and everyone here open and encourage to participate and everyone is a VIP so let the ideas flow. With that in mind, Darren Barefoot opened up the comments from the floor by requesting a
Ãœber Times
February 1st, 2007
at 4:25pm
[...] This is just so funny. I came across this video post by Chris Pirillo while I was searching the Net for Office 2007 Beta 2 TR quirks. You can view this funny video @ http://chris.pirillo.com/2006/04/25/airplane-safety-instructional-video/. Share this post: email it! | bookmark it! | digg it! | reddit! | kick it! | live it! Posted 15 October 06 08:07 PM by nareshkoka | 0 Comments Filed under: General [...]
violet
April 22nd, 2007
at 8:32am
I thought it was hilarious!! I love the no-smoking part and the emergency oxygen mask part.
The guy next to you never even looked your way, what was up with that??? I want to sit next to you on my next flight!!
anon
October 2nd, 2007
at 5:45am
amazing! I cried, loved the excited woops at going down the slides..a classic
Ted
May 28th, 2008
at 10:03pm
You got me LOL at “Emergency Evacuation” near the end… It was a grinner up till then, and that pushed it over the top.
Cheers! ^_^
Anonymous
July 13th, 2008
at 10:39am
Well done you have a future in cabin crew jobs!!! :) lol