Ponzi Pulls a Maryam

Nov 19, 2005 | 31 Comments

Since Ponzi took the gloves off, I should likely sit back and let her roll over me without offering a bit of personal perspective on the situation. Being stupid, I'm actually going to claim that I have every right to my personal feelings and expressions. This, in any kind of relationship, is a bold move [...]

Luau!

Nov 19, 2005 | 2 Comments

When you wanna party Hawaiian-style, you gotta go to a luau. This ain't a regular ol' barbeque, however. You can get lei'ed, witness hula skirt twriling, sit beneath the palm trees, sip pina coladas, watch the sunset, and eat pig – all in one place! We opted to go to the Renaissance Wailea Beach Luau, [...]

ATV Adventure

Nov 19, 2005 | No Comments

What trip to Maui would be complete without a ride on a single-rider ATV? Ponzi arranged for us to drive up one of the volcanos (inactive, I'd assume) to take a sightseeing tour on an ATV. There were about ten of us, lined up in a row, and Ponzi was in the lead – right [...]

A Maui Massage, Spa, and Bath

Nov 19, 2005 | No Comments

We signed up for the “sports massage” at the resort's spa yesterday, aiming to be there an hour early to enjoy the bath house beforehand. They had whirlpools, hot tubs, saunas, Japanese tubs, jet showers, massage showers, and five special baths. These five baths were interesting, as each one was filled with a different set [...]

I Had a Dream

Nov 19, 2005 | No Comments

Okay, so last night, as I'm drifting off to sleep, I witnessed a (possibly) new episode of Monk. This lead me to dream about… how the chick who plays Natalie Teager had been stealing from the evidence lab all along, and that she wound up becoming a drugie after stealing a young couple's piece of [...]

Kona Kona Kona Kona Kona Chameleon

Nov 19, 2005 | One Comment

The crusade has ended, as we finally have in our posession the (alleged) best coffee around. It was acquired from Hilo Hatties (located next to the Safeway in Lehei) late last night, in the hopes of a better brew this morning. The “Hawaian Isles Kona Coffee Co.” has Hawaii's finest 100% Kona Coffee – an [...]