MT Comments Experiment

Wow, this is freeing in a way. I can say anything! I - um, I have nothing to say. Damn.

I sleep in a drawer!

This is NOT Chris Pirillo. Really.

Badges? We don't need no stink'n badges.

I can implement void pointers in Pascal.

I am the great Chrisholio!!!

I just sold all my stuff and I'm moving to a cabin in Montana.

I am the President from Iron Aces II: Dependence Day.

Wow, these are quick replies! this is going to be *very* interesting.

I love being a geek just for these reasons. Why do we geeks do these things? I feel real good now.

Okay, here is the scoop. TechTV fired my ***, and Gretchen ran off with Sprocket.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

Can someone take a run out to Iowa for me?

The surprise I've been keeping from you all these months can finally be revealed: I'm singing a duet with Barbra Streisand, for her latest CD, and I'm going on the road with her later this year for her new “final” tour!

I might be back on Tech TV full time.

Malkovich, malkovich malkovich. Uh, I mean, Pirillo pirillo pirillo pirillo, pirillo. Pirillo pirillo pirillo (pirillo pirillo) pirillo pirillo pirillo, *pirillio* pirillo pirillo pirillo, PIRILLO?
Pirillo.

Buy my book! Join my Brain Trust! You can make $$$$ of the internet !!1!!!11oneone1!!!

I'm going to hunt all you imposters down and post your photos in my moblog. HAHAHA!

One of these is not like the other. One of these things just isn't the same. One of these things doesn't belong here. Can you guess which one?

I am Chris Pirillo and I love my fans. Like you and m……you.

Because my body is proportional to my talent, Gretchen will be able to re-marry wearing white since she's technically still a virgin.

There can only be one

I hate Roger from TechTV

Try New Technology: Chris Pirillo, founder of Lockergnome.com , a Des Moines, Iowa, electronic newsletter publisher, has given up on e-mail marketing altogether.
http://www.inc.com/magazine/20030801/marketing.html
OH NO!

I have man boobies

Lockergnome.net now has an OPML file (updated daily). Your blog will automatically be added to the list when you become an active member. We're working with news aggregator creators to form active partnerships. Contact us if you have any interest. On a side note, I was just quoted in a MediaPost article on advertising in syndicated feeds.

I'm Chris Pirillo, yes I'm the real Chris
All you other Chris Pirillos are just imitating
So won't the real Chris Pirillo please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Hey everyone, here is my girlfriend's new website. Right now it's free, but next week we start charging $100 per “impression” http://www.readmyboobs.com/

Am I the 27th poster?

OK, I think we have enough of a sampling to continue with my experiment. Thanks to all of you, you were all great. To see the results of all this mysterious ****, check out here: http://chris.pirillo.com/archives/2004_04.html#010046

This is so funny! Squinty Pictures and readmyboobs.com are the best- that is all.

I'm thinking this wasn't such a good idea. Nah … UPDATE: oh, wait …well, yeah.

Can you believe that I really have the time to sit around and think this stuff up? And what about you? Go out and get a real job instead of sitting there and pretending that you're me…OMG, get a life people!

Click my name to visit my blog.

Heydiddly Highdiddly Blogerillos. I was confused about the whole “it's MY body” thing that all those “wymyns” back in D.C. were screaming about. I mean it seems like there are TWO bodies involved, but anyway I asked my girlfriend to explain it to me when she got back.////// She explained that the combination of a Secret Silent Incantation and the simultaneous spanking applied by the doctor, is what creates life and a new body.////// She said that the same could be accomplished with a removed tumor, but is virtually never done due to the horrific consequences. Jeffrey Dammer, Charles Manson, John Stevens, Hitler, bin Laden, are all examples of spanked tumors.////// Wow. It's cool having a smart girlfriend. Ok, my Peeps, Pirillo out.

I see that the whole experiment is going along smoothly. Keep it up.

The quick brown fox jumped over the fence to his death just like Wile E. Coyote.

I am the real Chris Pirillo or as my friends call me Jimmy Neutron.

I try and I try and I try, and yet, still people don't believe me.

It's a tough world out there, and it just keeps getting tougher. I'd go on-and-on (and usually do), but I think today's sentiment is best expressed in my own pseudo-iambic pentameter:
I'm god-like and have not an equal; / With things tech, I'm known as the best. / I've found crazy ways to make money: / Have you ever seen RentMyChest? / But now competition's encroaching. / And while copycats make me sick, / I've no other choice but to fight them, / So today I announce RentMyD***. / Now I know what everyone's thinking: / 'Chris has finally gone off of his nut!' / But he who laugh's last last the hardest: / My next domain's called 'RentMyButt'! / If the thought of me naked excites you, / Or perhaps will help you sell your stuff, / Let's get together at Gnomedex, / To shoot ads featuring me in the buff.

I don't think we're in Iowa anymore, Toto….

Geek Shady

I wonder what my brother ben would say about this experiment?

Leo Laporte is my daddy.

Hmmm… maybe I'll shave after this too…

I love myself. I am God's gift to women. I am so talented. I am gorgeous. I am smarter than all of you. I am modest!

Hi.

I invented RSS. Heck, I invented blogging. And the internet; did you know I invented that? Bet you didn't! I also invented computers. And the transistor. And radar, manned flight, the automobile, the cotton gin. And the printing press; that Guttenberg dude was just a wannabe. I invented everything cool, everything good, everthing. Even ***. Yeah, true. I invented ***. And my nickname isn't Lockergnome, it's “Lick Her Gnome”; see, my girlfriend used to have a little green lawn gnome, and she wouldn't let me…well, let's just say I spent a lot of time on my knees in her front yard, my tongue hanging out. But I invented the microwave! And TV! And the anatomically-correct GI Joe! And I'm *way* smarter than you, and you're just so freaking jealous…

Wow, never in my wildest, wettest, bong-smoking dreams would I have imagined this many comments. Keep it up, guys.

You realize, of course, that all these comments now belong to me, right?

I do now…

Here's an interesting tidbid: I need to love political mofo bloggers of Gnomdex or I'll GTFO while I piss off freezer pop popoff poppers.
UPDATE: Live on my QE4TSG I brought pants to no undy Fridays! Or was it Tuesdays?! More coffee!

weeeeeeeeeee

If you attend Gnomedex, I will reveal the true meaning of life to you…

My blog, now with 100% more frivolity!

I'm not Chris Pirillo!

42.

I <3 Kat

I once received oral *** from a man. I didn't know he was a man at the time. It was actually pretty good.

Visit my Brain Trust! You'll be smarter and better for it!

Go to Gnomedex. http://www.gnomedex.com
-C

TechTV screwed me - twice. Leo is an over-rated windbag that cares less about his fans and they love it.
Now was it live or memorex?

I miss Iowa.

Tomorrow I will not wear pants, nor will I wear pants on Thursday and officially on Friday, I declare the return of the No Pants Friday… I will, however, be sporting tighty whites until I find where I left all my boxers!

My armpits smell like cheese.

MT

I am Chris.

I have a small *****.

I am the real Chris Pirillo. I have proof! I own a complete set of Garbage Pail Kids' cards!

I love Weird Al Yankovic!

textamerica is the shiznit!

Pull my tightey whiteys! Cmon! I triple dog dare ya!

Baby, I love you!

Orange you glad?

So, I was just thinking about the good old days and my time in Central Iowa. Growing up was great - you could always walk down the road and be able to find your way back because you had never left your yard. I remember in school I had Mrs. Susan Verhulst. She was hot then. She was my computer teacher and it ended up me teaching her everything. I wonder if she brags about me to her current students. Welp. I want to thank everyone for posting as me. It was fun while it lasted!

I be proud!

Yawn, Well I am going to bed now but if you like, please continue with the postings. I shall read them all in the morning!

Love me, Love my RSS

I'm going to be on NBC tonight!

I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.

Dont believe Chris Pirillo. If he's smart and thought it out, its only a quarter to nine here in the west coast!

The Man i had oral *** from was leo laporte……take his off his tupee and its really not that bad.

Did you know that you can rearrange the letters in my name to spell 'Rich lips roil'? Or 'Chill, iris pro'? Or 'Ill Irish crop'? Or, better yet, 'Hi, sir! I roll PC!'? See? Even my name is better than yours; I truly am master! Well, I'm off to bed now, with a bottle of Mazola, a pair of tight latex gloves, and my 6-megapixel camera. Photoblog details manana!

I'm a useless geek wannabe that doesn't know a computer from a **** on the ground. I used to have a respectable site, but now I just ***** all the time and whine and let all the good content writers disappear. I'd write more, but I have to go charge people to buy computer tips they can't get somewhere else for free and write another intro on RSS because I haven't did that in a few hours.

This is just my evil way of getting more hits and link popularity on the search engines.

This is not meant to be funny. I have been purchasing all my stylish clothes at a certain on-line retailer. I thought it was about time I share this site with you.
http://www.specialfitonline.com/

I am Chris Pirillo. My name rhymes with Messy Pillow.
Sometimes I wake up with a messy pillow, sometimes I wake up with Chris Pirillo.

In case you haven't already noticed, this is my way of finding out how well friends and general blog readers can grok my thinking.

OK, guys. The contest hereby comes to a close. Time's up. Now let's see who gets it right. Go!

Goodnyte, sleep tyte, don't let the bed bugs byte!

OK, guys. I was joking a bit ago, but this time I mean it: The contest hereby comes to a close. Time's up. Now let's see who gets it right. Go!

No it's not. Keep 'em coming. You have until the end of this Weird Al CD.

Wonder what happens when I push that button…

Ok guys, not a problem! You'll have your answer by Gnomedex!!

I just figured out, I am the 'ow' in the word now.
I one day plan to assimilate Leo Laporte into thegreat Pirillo Collective!
I'm glad someone had some nice things to say about me.

None of this is real

Will the real Chris Pirillo please stand up? The answer will be revealed in a new post, as well as a post telling you when to stop. Goodnyte, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

I looked in a mirror, and there were a thousand of me looking right back. Wow. Where's Peet when I need him?

Ha Ha! I get the 100th posting!

My life is pointless and I need fequila with a milk chaser

May the Force Be With You …

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know … so what's the point of learning ?

yeah?? (ru awake?)… i am now….. yeah sureothjadsfh (oh i forgot)… huh??? (im all excited)… oh good.. hmmphh?? uh huh…… oh cool….. yeah… yeah….. okay… love you too…. bye.

yeah?? (ru awake?)… i am now….. yeah sureothjadsfh (oh i forgot)… huh??? (im all excited)… oh good.. hmmphh?? uh huh…… oh cool….. yeah… yeah….. okay… love you too…. bye.

I feel all naughty and saucy rather like a rock star.
Don't forget your hat!

I live in a locker ever since I left TechTV. I keep tasty treats in my sideburns!!

I cant believe that you guys keep posting! Man, I get a few hours of sleep and this post gets 7 more comments! I love you guys! Now the person that gets to 250 will get a 1 year of Lockergnome.net account for free! Check with you Gnomies later.

Im sorry, can you repeat the question please? I was eating my nuts!

Did I ever tell you guys that you're the best? I love you guys! You're all definitely more fun than that geeky porn star.

Hi, this is Chris Pirillo. I am not in right now but if you leave your name and number I will get back to you. And to answer your question- Yes, I am the father of RSS!

Over the next few weeks I shall let you guys know about my new TV Show gig. Keep leaving comments and by the 300th post, I will reveal a nasty little secret!

I am _NOT_ Chris Pirillo. I am a loser who can't even spell “Chris”. I am a troll. I visit blogs just so I can insult its owner because I am a ****** and a coward.

Damn! You could have fooled me…

The meaning of life, the universe, and everything is… is….Forty Two.

Nah nah nah nah nah nah hey hey hey gooooodbye

I have some great news! I just saved some money by switching to GEICO!

What's in your wallet?

Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!Doh! Doh!

Hi, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe that you have a letter for me…

Okay, Mr. Burns what's your first name?

Thank you, all my loyal subjects. Now that you have all made me King, I shall dub thee computer whackers. There can be only one king hacker. Royal Subjects, leave your computer turned on so my new project can take advantage of my royal subjects' CPU Cycles while calculating the number of minutes before Nebu arrives. Blog-on underlings.

I don't know…….

I work for the FBI now. HAHAHAHAHA………….(evil laughter)

I am going to be on the show 24.

Can you hear me now?