2004 February

I heart BitTorrent. It's a poor man's TiVo! In a single day, I was able to catch up on my Scrubs and Simpsons seasons. Frasier, Friends… they're all here. (…)

Spider-Man didn't impress me much. DareDevil seemed too short. The only super thing in Superman III was the computer at the end of the movie. X2 was almost close to okay. (…)

In 1844, the Democrats were split. (…)

I was doing research for Lockergnome's new channel, Game Invasion, when I stumbled upon Taleban Attack. I… don't know what to say. (…)

“Ah, yes. I had had the same brain system failure that Chris described - staring at the ATM and just not remembering that PIN! (…)

I was checking for the unwelcome, Acrobat-launched WISPTIS.EXE when I spied something strange. (…)

Disneyland was quite a spot for Valentine's Day lovers on Saturday. I must say, however, that California Adventure was… about as exciting as Nebraska. (…)

They said Lockergnome couldn't do it again. However, we still went ahead and booked a casino in Lake Tahoe from September 30th to October 3rd for the fourth-annual Gnomedex tech conference. (…)

After years of suffering from the dust that slips behind my monitor's bezel, I finally discovered a way to clean the other side of my screen. WARNING: this internal scrubber is not work safe. (…)

Okay, here's what I've been authorized to tell you about Gnomedex 4: we're gonna have a three-day open bar for all attendees. (…)

As many of you have already noted, I had quite an adventure this weekend. We had a total blast being in Eric Myszka's artillery battery. (…)

We're prepping to launch a gaming newsletter for Lockergnome, and man… I think I'm in trouble. (…)

Wow. You'd think that the world had never seen a naked titty before? (…)