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2003 November

Gnomedex 2004

Should we do another one this year?

Flu Season! Wabbit Season!

Everybody in southern California seems to be falling ill, so I'm sure it won't be too long before I'm KO'ed as well. (…)

Happy Thanksgiving

Before everybody disappears for the holiday weekend, I wanted to extend a personal “thank you” to all my regular visitors, lurkers, bashers, and supporters. Y'all rule! (…)

The Emperor Has No Clothes

If you say that Outlook 2003 is better and faster with client-side operations, you're dead wrong. I detailed the downgrade in today's Windows Fanatics newsletter. (…)

Screw You, Outlook 2003

I can't stand it anymore; it's time to roll back to Outlook 2000 and pray to GOD IN THE HEAVENS ABOVE that someone keeps future versions of the PIM from going straight into the crapper for anybody not connecting to an Exchange server. (…)

Kentucky Fried Conspiracies

I have a theory: Doc Searls is really Colonel Sanders. (…)

The Pukey Little Puppy

I would like to register a formal complaint against the American cracker industry. Seems they can't produce a salty wafer without using the life-sucking virus known as hydrogenated oil. (…)

The Doc Is In

Silence has been golden for me lately. 2003 is coming to a close, but I'm starting to learn who my friends are. I'm sitting in the front row for Doc Searls' keynote at Apachecon. (…)

Start of the Season

It is believed the decorated Christmas tree originated in 16th century Germany. In Italy, children place their Christmas letter under their father's plate. (…)

Softshelled Fart-bombs

In case you were wondering, it's not a good idea to scan your social security card with a sheet feeder. Flatbeds work much better for these little buggers. (…)

Adventures in Cream

Ack! Every other pint of heavy whipping cream has this crap called Carrageenan. For some reason, it gives me a headache. (…)

Jewel of a Day

What's been happening in my little world? Everything. I don't mind being cryptic when I want to be, but right now I have to be. (…)

Staff Infections

Dear Carl's Jr. staff: when one orders a six-dollar bacon guacamole burger, one expects guacamole to come with it. (…)

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