Happy Friday

I also declare this day to be Miserable Friday. Just because I can. Have fun tonight with your Punkin'

My local police dept. encourages people to use glowstiks instead of candles in their pumpkins. Then agian, they also encourage people to pop bubble wrap instead of shooting off fireworks…

Hey! Starting a fire in bed may not be a bad thing!

(Depends on what kind of fire it is, of course!)

Get yer party started! *Putting on her happy feet* (about damn time too ;) )

Hey, nice to see Lockergnome is finally dead…no updates…big egos….yahooo!!!!!

“and then take the pumpkin to bed”
I was thinking you were gonna leave some of the squichy pulp inside. :o

Since Friday is over in australia, I shall have a happy Saturday. :)

Hey Skeetch. With readers like you who needs unsubs. We took a week off to get the new and improved Lockergnome finished. So in a few words… Bite me.

Pumpkin was a pretty good movie.

For halloween, I'm gonna get undressed, put on a pair of roller skates, and go as a pulltoy.

hey “joe mama” .. i heard GG was doing the same thing!

Hmm…..pumpkin carving is awesome.

Pumpkin hanky panky? Goodness, me! Will you be singing, “come on baby, light my fire?”

Slowly step away from the pumpkin and put your hands where I can see them. There are laws against that sort of thing. :p

flamage in bed= bad
only if your straight

While we're at it.. fromage in bed is not so nice either.. :)

Hey Chris…..outstanding fucking job keeping the Lockergnome Windows update fresh and recent…….
It's too bad you are the principal of Lockergnome or you could be fired for incompetence like you were at Tech-TV.
Way to go lamer….

Smegma is a funny word.

I'll try to be a little more civil than a couple of the other posters but:
I understand a major site redesign has to be a real pain but wouldn't it be a good idea to put a little message on the lockergnome.com page that just updates your loyal readers on the status? Utter silence just doesn't seem to fit the Gnomie community you have created.
Daniel

Did all you fuckheads hear that???? The punks took the week off. It would have been nice if they'd let the readers in on that BEFORE hand but hey….they're just a bunch of tools and can't be held responsible for such details. Jason D Faggetto has spoken. Shut yer pie holes or he'll fill em with special sauce.

Guess when you're the all-seeing, all-knowing guru of the web, you can stop giving a toss about those who helped put you where you are.
High turnover of editors and increasingly arrogant attitudes hint to me that Lockergnome is in trouble. Shame really, it used to be a helpful and informative newsletter/site.
I know I'm not the only one on the verge of giving up on it.

How about a happy Tuesday? We need a happy Tuesday. Everyone's happy on Fridays.

I love how Pirillo pretends to ignore these comments by not responding here but rather in masked messages on his blog. The fact is that this eats him up. Leaving my posts in his comments is his way to attempt to look mature when in fact everyone sees right through his little facade. I would think after getting tossed from Tech-TV his maturity level would have improved but it seems he's in a downward spiral that won't be stopped until he hits rock bottom. I'd love to see the stats on the readership of Lockergnome over the past year. I'd be willing to bet it's dropped off considerably due to poor content and high attitude. Oh well…..punks like Pirillo are a dime a dozen. There's plenty more where mush brain came from.

Wow, dude, ease off the Starbucks a little.
When did San Quentin release you?
it's Wednesday, better check in with your parole officer.