Archive September 2003
911 411
What is it with people who call you… for the sake of calling you? “Hi. What's going on?” Like, am I supposed to drop everything I'm doing and pay attention to you at THAT very second? Get to the point – if you have one. If you don't have one, don't call. It is not [...]
Child of the 80s
The UPS lady showed up on my doorstep this morning, bundle in hand. Inside rested three unopened boxes of 16th Series Garbage Pail Kids. I rushed upstairs and ripped it open, enabling the gum scent from Brazil to fill the air. Long gone are the wax packs; they've been replaced by aluminum wrapping. No matter, [...]
