2003 September

I got dragged away from my entertaining computer to be entertained by a set of entertainers across town last night. (…)

I'm disgusted that Michael Moore wasn't even nominated for the “Most Unexpected (but yet not) Acceptance Speech for an Awards Show Televised on Television” award. (…)

I bowled the best game of my life last night… almost. If my first three frames were any indication, I was ready to wipe the walls. (…)

What? You thought I was selling my older hardware for the fun of it? (…)

Within the past day, the world has successfully moved Online! from a sales rank of two-million to a tri-digit 377. I don't know how you did it, or how this new math works, but thanks. (…)

Today is the greatest day I've ever known. I'd like to thank the academy, my family, and most of all - Peet's Coffee. (…)

It's time for Chris to clean out his closet and consolodate his cache. Hence, he's giving you first crack at any of the following items. (…)

Last night, I hypothesized: “I think I know how to feed trolls.” This morning, I woke up having seen my conjecture completely validated. (…)

Just as flies are attracted to honey (and stinky poopie), trolls are attracted to any opportunity to make their relatively-senseless emotional outbursts known on blogs. Do I care? Nay, I say. (…)

For my own sanity, I'm placing a ban on all televisoin viewing and radio listening for the next twenty-three hours. Take a look at the date stamp of this entry and you'll understand why. (…)

“Hi. This is the qmail-send program at mercury.shreve.net. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I've given up. (…)

This'll probably sound snakey, but… I inadvertently stumbled upon a fine solution for Outlook users yesterday, as I was snooping around my own site and spied a button sponsor. (…)

Don't be a turkey. Or a chicken. Join the virtual fun if you weren't invited to our LA pool party. (…)

In the quiet town of Andover, Massachusetts, Myron “Wah Wah” Schuwawala started taking a multi-vitamin to round out his dietary needs in the spring of 1985. (…)