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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should make the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, “You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that's your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.” Wife replies, “No, you should do it - and the Bible says that the man should brew the coffee.” Husband replies, ” I can't believe that, show me.” So she fetched the Good Book, and showed him at the top of several pages, that it (indeed) says: “HEBREWS.”
28 Comments
Anonymous
August 29th, 2003
at 10:54am
Well, you've never seen anything about SHEBREWS in the Bible, now have you?!
Anonymous
August 29th, 2003
at 10:58am
That is too funny!!! I love it!
Anonymous
August 29th, 2003
at 11:01am
HISterical!
Anonymous
August 29th, 2003
at 12:47pm
brrump-pum-tssh. Stop it, your killing, no really, your killing me.
Anonymous
August 29th, 2003
at 12:51pm
Wow! I didn't realize Chris was such a Theologian.
Anonymous
August 29th, 2003
at 1:20pm
That's a minute of my life I cant get back.
Anonymous
August 29th, 2003
at 2:01pm
LOL Silly But Funny!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
August 29th, 2003
at 2:09pm
God.
Anonymous
August 29th, 2003
at 6:02pm
Horrible.
Anonymous
August 29th, 2003
at 6:20pm
what a nice little story.
Anonymous
August 29th, 2003
at 6:35pm
(rim shot) Thanks Folks! Be sure to tip your waiter.
Anonymous
August 29th, 2003
at 10:35pm
Sort of like what the sheep said to the man walking down the street;
“But Daaaaaaaaaaaadddddyyyyy, don't you loooovvvvveee mmeeee.” In know, that was baaaaaaddddd. :-)
Anonymous
August 30th, 2003
at 12:55am
d00d, you realllllly need to get out and get some human interaction action goin'
Anonymous
August 30th, 2003
at 1:46am
:)
Anonymous
August 30th, 2003
at 2:16am
Hmmm. I appear to have laughed my *** off… can anyone help me get it back on again?
Anonymous
August 30th, 2003
at 9:26am
Finally! A funny joke that I can tell my parents without shame! And, they might just get it!
Anonymous
August 30th, 2003
at 10:29am
Be patient, he will tell you when he is ready. Anywho, be sure to goto Lockersgnome's new RSS resource. http://rss.lockergnome.com/
Anonymous
August 30th, 2003
at 12:13pm
Ping
Anonymous
August 30th, 2003
at 12:48pm
a real god dang Henny Youngman you are, ya nut-hugger wearin' FREAK!!!
Anonymous
August 30th, 2003
at 3:50pm
Hebrew's Nationally too =P
Anonymous
August 30th, 2003
at 4:13pm
Weiner.
Anonymous
August 30th, 2003
at 8:07pm
Why didn't they just set a timer. That would have been a lot easier than arguing
Anonymous
August 30th, 2003
at 8:12pm
Holy….. *falls off chair*
Anonymous
August 31st, 2003
at 1:01pm
Just made my coffee come out my nose! What does the bible say about the toilet seat?
Anonymous
August 31st, 2003
at 5:13pm
priceless.
Anonymous
September 1st, 2003
at 11:50am
asamboi=lamer
Anonymous
September 2nd, 2003
at 6:21am
Oh gee, it's 5am and I have no coffee, I know let's wake up the wife and get her to make it. I mean, it's her job right?
Geesh, some lame-*** men out there. Want coffee make it yourself.
The above is from a past history of listening to a guy many years ago complaining he couldn't do something because his wife hadn't come and cleaned up the sawdust from his previous mess. His shop was a “mess”. That has to be either the lamest-assed excuse not to do something or he was too lazy-assed to clean up the mess himself. LOL
Anonymous
September 2nd, 2003
at 3:41pm
And the point is ???
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