2003 August

Technorati isn't just for egosurfing. This morning, it pulled in dozens of entries for my keywords from a single source: AsamBoi. (…)

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should make the coffee each morning. (…)

Consider this my Cheyenne-styled stunt for the day: “I met you before the fall of Rome. And I begged you to let me take you home. You were wrong, I was right. (…)

Myszka thought it would be cute to steal a photo from one of my boxes and put it on eBay. The scary part is: bidding is already up to $10.50. (…)

I am in command. This is not a sexual torture device in which I rest my buttocks; it is a very comfortable Synchron (albeit an older model). (…)

Okay, if you had to choose a governor for YOUR state (or province), who would it be? Arnold or Arnold? (…)

Apparently, Garbage Pail Kids can be found at Target. Lucky me; I live within a five-mile radius of two stores. Can anybody confirm that these stickers are out on the market today? (…)

So, I just logged into my Postini account and deleted another 400 virus-laden messages. This, of course, is after deleting 600 at 1PM this afternoon - and 500 at 9AM. (…)

Apphole - attorney who sends cease and desist letters to tech rumor blogs.
Blahg - digital diary that nobody but the author cares about.
Boingy - totally geeky. (…)

bitch-slap - deliver a stinging blow to (someone), typically in order to humiliate them: “I would have bitch-slapped him for talking that way.” blamestorming - discussion regarding the assigning of responsibility for a failure or mistake. (…)

I have no dial tone on my regular phone line, but the DSL connection still works. Perhaps it's time I stop lurking in Broadband Reports and sign up for an account already? (…)

Here's an update on the DSL brouhaha. Now, it seems SBC has crossed my number with somebody else's. (…)

If you were thinking about getting DSL through SBC Yahoo, don't - they're morons over there. Seriously, avoid them like the plague. (…)

In between dodging dozens of these damned Sobig bounces every other minute, both Scott and I have announced that we're working on a tutorial for RSS. (…)

R&M Studios is at it again. My favorite photographer in the whole wide world sent me another present this morning via e-mail. You have to agree, she's a fox. (…)