2003 June

You've seen my evil, now it's time for you to hear it! Loyd (a lurker) e-mailed me earlier this afternoon with a link to Dane. (…)

Robert “convinced” me to install the MSN Messenger 6.0 Preview a few minutes ago. (…)

Nobody can beat my mad Tetris skillz; I dare you to take me on, punk. This evening, I conquered the classic game in marathon mode (level 15). (…)

DivisibleHail. VixenishCardinal. LuckierCrayfish. VegetiveJarl. SimoniacSnow. BeigePompano. InebriateChief. GermfreeBeast. InquiringAxis. DarnedBridge. MaternityCosine. VenerableAlarm. WillowierGnome. (…)

Why do all my socks have unnatural holes in them? Has my big toe been trying to liberate itself from within the confines of its cotton prison? He's the Captain of the toes, ya know. (…)

With this, I made this. I'm much less jagged in real life, although some would argue that 'Chris Pirillo' is a truly aliased character. (…)

Don't know which blogging software to use? Need to know about the less-popular alternatives? (…)

There is now an RSS feed for my Photoblog.

This is what happens when you combine a good cup of coffee with an audio blog. For the love of GOD, make it stop?! Or at least say something worth listening to!

When I speak from a screen, I'm received just as warmly as I would be if I were presenting my ideas in person. (…)

If you wanna see REAL parody, you wanna save Martha Stewart. Even Sprocket agrees with me. If you're going to poke fun of someone's style, at least do it WITH style. (…)

“I am everything. I created newsletters. I made them work. Want some of my spammy newsletters? Former TechTV star. I am cool. The size of my ego wouldn't even fit in Texas. (…)

Things not to flash: your mother-in-law, your pastor, your devices with beta firmware. (…)

What was I doing away from the Bay? Makin' friends and meetin' old ones. Already in my collection: David and Veronica. New acquisitions: Ken and Craig. Still in the Archies: Betty and Jughead. (…)

I brought my stripey red shirt and stocking cap with me - but where am I? Can you guess from my latest photo entries? Stop when you get to the picture of Robert in his Longhorn cap. (…)