Did He Just Say That?!
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Okay, all you little Snozberries (and I mean that in the nicest way) - pick up a grammar book and learn the parts of speech. While you're at it, you might think of walking over to the “Mathematics for Dummies” aisle. I highly recommend “Counting Items in a List, Third Revision.” It's a non-stop thrill ride! Seriously, you made my first Blib a success, but some of you inadvertently skipped necessary words and added endings I didn't ask for. I'll assume you've never played the game before - and that's fine by me. Assume the word type is a root unless otherwise specified. For instance, I'm sure you understand the difference between “verb” and “verb ending in -ing?” Cool. We're set for my second blib next week.
Solonor walks away with a copy of my book this week. There were a few other usable entries (Matt, Ryan, Daniel, etc.). Oh, here's what it came out to be: The Illuminati are lugubrious, dark and deep, But I have hydrants to keep, And batteries to go before I scratch, And batteries to go before I scratch. It's not supposed to make any sense - just like the rest of this crazy universe. Your dreams are your ticket out.
29 Comments
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 10:40pm
Good. Now I am a ****** and a Gnomie.
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 10:52pm
Solonor wins cause he's cool and will burn down the building if he lost.
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 10:56pm
well the do't teach us that **** in the swamp
schools
unlike your University of Northern Iowa edjuction guy English Education degree. The BA was pure BS
i am only kidding we love you chris pirillo
form you dummy *** Retards form the swamp
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 10:56pm
******? Make up a word and use it, stop using the word from your English Education … wasted $$$ that was :) Have a great day …
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 10:59pm
now sixxx you just julus
of chirs he a big star
and may hero
haaaaaaaaa
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 11:13pm
Hey, I'm not retarded, my mommy told me so.
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 1:26am
Off coors u r we todd did. Me kno I am. Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 1:29am
I think all of the retards should use that “Dictionary” SearchClicks on the right-hand side of the Pirillo website. Maybe they're just too stupid to use it. Dumb ********!
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 3:13am
I used to play mad libs all the time! I'm not stupid, and sorry for the “ing” ending. ;p
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 5:06am
Chris, actually I think a verb ending in -ing becomes a gerund. fun times. neat.
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 6:04am
Hmmmmmmmmm, somethings different this morning….
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 6:09am
Did you have a bad experience with a box of Alphabet cereal ?
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 8:00am
a verb ending in -ing is a gerund only when used as a noun - drinking is a fun pasttime…
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 10:05am
In case you were wondering where the “******” comments came from, an earlier version of the post has used “retards” which was replaced by Chris with the word “snozberries” which most people first heard of in Willy Wonka (Charlie) and the Chocolate Factory. The writer Roald Dahl explains in a later book that the snozberry as being a *****. More specifically, the head of a *****! (”My Uncle Oswald” is available @ Amazon) And Chris just called us all Snozberries! :)
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 10:31am
Chris still has my red stapler…
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 10:44am
He has your red Stapler Solonor, but Chris has my red Streamline. hah!
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 12:49pm
Snozberries? Again with the English lit! Or, did you get that word being used in your new edition of Kama Sutra For Dummies?
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 1:34pm
>>Did you have a bad experience with a box of Alphabet cereal ?<<
darkstar.. that's funny! :D
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 2:21pm
See, he goes and edits the post, to make sure I look like a true ******.
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 2:38pm
Sorry, iam not that good at grammer:(
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 3:58pm
I'll just go sit in the corner and eat dirt now.
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 7:29pm
What you mean? me no understand mathemmm what?me no know noting! looks like your not the only one having fun correcting people and i find it funny cause my wife's the same way even though she graduated to bad he had a spanish and not an englsih major and yes i'm really bad at grammer, does that make me a ****** as well? he he, i can't wait for next week!
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 7:34pm
Enough with this, I say! We're forgetting the true task at hand. We must find out what Sprocket speaks of!
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 7:56pm
Sorry, I'm a product of the U.S. public school system, what can I say? :(
I be edjumacated!
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 10:19pm
Why do you think my degree was in History? ;-p
Anonymous
January 30th, 2003
at 7:25am
Poor Robyn. Not only does History not help in a situation like this, but Chris found a good one anyway. :( I feel for you Robyn. :D
Anonymous
January 30th, 2003
at 10:05am
“Snozberry” has just become the coolest word ever! Thanks Chris, that was great!
Anonymous
February 3rd, 2003
at 12:36pm
Hey Chris! Maybe you should call Mrs. T. I bet she'd help.
Anonymous
February 4th, 2003
at 5:33am
Chris, if you can bring back Snozberry, than I can bring back the phrase “dolt”.