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2003 January

Power of the Internet

Don Smith writes: “You will be saddened to hear that we lost a devoted Lockergnomie this week.
He was my very best friend and a devoted Gnomie and was buried today. (…)

Desktop Linux Summit

In a couple of weeks, I'll be moderating a panel or two at the Desktop Linux Summit. This event has already generated negative press in certain circles. (…)

Did He Just Say That?!

Okay, all you little Snozberries (and I mean that in the nicest way) - pick up a grammar book and learn the parts of speech. (…)

Mad Lib + Blog = Blibs!

I need (in this order) a: plural noun, adjective, plural noun, plural noun, verb, same (last) plural noun, and the same (last) verb. (…)

This Is Football

The evening had soaked his package with sweat, and it was almost too bulky for one hand to manage. Toto gripped the slightly-mishapen token, pulled it towards his chest, and blasted down the field. (…)

Better Than Sex?

I love it when Canadians sing songs about America. It's just so… je ne sais quois… DUMB. (…)

Game On

Oh. My. God. Cheyenne just tried her hand at face painting, taking the guacamole and smearing it all over her cheeks. I think she thinks its funny - and it is. (…)

The Farty Party Has Started

Okay, we've been joined by Poopty and his favorite pair of legs. Oh, and The Schmuck just ambled through the door. (…)

Super Bowel!

Hey, we're celebrating the Stupid Bowel over here at the Scobleses. I've got my laptop Webcam running, as well as my desktop cam - and Gretchen's as well. We wanna keep an eye on our dog. (…)

Marital Froth

Gretchen is the most abusive first wife I've ever had. She's taking Sprocket for a walk down the block, right? (…)

Rent My Chest

Last week, I scribbled something in between my nipples. It was fun. Too much fun. So much fun, in fact, that I ran out and registered my own domain name for it. (…)

That's Incredible!

Every once in a while, our son says something so profound that we have to capture it on video. The problem is: we have no fargin' clue what he said. Bastage! (…)

You Like What?!

Okay, I'm all for supporting non-profit organizations, but Volunteer Match just lost my vote. I was deeply shocked (and apalled) at what I found down the street from Citizen Cake. “Get Out. (…)

Insert Title Here

True story: Tantek (who uses HyperCard to publish his blog) spent most of the evening admiring Gretchen's mojito. Which, I have to admit, looked mighty tasty. (…)

This is Not Safari

Hey Applefolk! If there was anything you could ask the Macintosh Internet Explorer development team, what would it be? Are you looking for new features? Better support for X, Y, or Z? (…)

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