2003

Coach keychain with valet ringlet, Nautica men's loungewear and robe, black socks, new grey Sketchers to go with my black socks, a sweater, Seattle's Best coffee, a Capresso Infinity Conical Burr Grinder, tons of chocolate coins, a mint-condition Kenner original 1977 Darth Vader figure, a Jack Skellington snowman (one of 2000 made), a Nightmare Before Christmas light set, the Darwin Awards book, another great Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, very nice stainless steel coffee mugs, Grey Flannel cologne and after shave, a Clinique men's care kit, the TMBG Dial-a-Song 2-CD set, Atom and His Package CDs, fried leather britches, Mankind: Child of the Stars (book), Secrets of the Millennium 4-DVD set, The Gods Were Astronauts (book), Mist of Dreams, The New Astrology (book), Kai's SuperGoo, and a $20 gift certificate to Amazon.com. (…)

This is the BEST Christmas ever. I got everything I wanted and gave everything I could. It's been absolutely magical - and the day just started. (…)

We just felt the aftershocks of this. Kinda felt weird. Now we're hungry for lunch. Who delivers around here, anyway!?

The TechTV segment finally aired (streaming video forthcoming). When I mentioned “media projects,” I was referring to television and everything that comes with it. (…)

Have I gone into hiding? No, not really. As I've mentioned before, this year has been quite a tough one for me. In April, you might recall, TechTV and I parted ways. (…)

After spending a wonderful afternoon at the Getty with old friends and new, we decided to catch a movie. Someone suggested Elf. Since I'm not a huge Will Ferrell fan, I balked at the idea. (…)

Tipped off by a recent comment, I tuned into MSNBC at 9PM in the hopes of seeing that Edison wax cylinder blooper. Sure enough, they played it a few minutes ago. “Thank you, Mr. (…)

I believe I've discovered the horniest guy in the world - and he just so happens to be French. I'd say this beats the Paris Hilton video, hands down.

Most of you have probably already seen the amazing SMB3 video that's been floating around the 'Net lately. I think Chris found something that tops it. (…)

I… completely forgot. When we traveled north a few days ago, I picked up a rather nice leather jacket at some random second-hand store (in the Haight-Ashbury district). (…)

My cell phone has traveled into the future… or the past. I'm not sure which, but it doesn't really matter at this point. It's gone, and I don't know where it went. (…)

Should I be honored? “You received this message because you are an industry insider or have expressed interest in hearing from us. (…)

Without blinking, I openly accepted the invitation to be a part of Blogging.la. (…)

To all the fartknockers who are visiting here from Slashdot: I'm printing out every one of your inane comments and wiping my ass with them. (…)

Should we do another one this year?