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Coffee Is Better Than a Woman
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- A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
- You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
- You can always warm coffee up.
- Coffee comes with endless refills.
- You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 a.m.
- Coffee never runs out.
- Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
- You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
- You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
- You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
- Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
- You can smoke while drinking coffee.
- You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
- Coffee smells and tastes good.
- You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee.
- If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
- Coffee is cheap.
- You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.
- They sell coffee at police stations.
- You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
- Coffee goes down easier.
- If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
- No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
- A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
- Your coffee doesn't talk to you.
- Your coffee won't be jealous of a another cup.
- Coffee smells good in the morning.
- Coffee is good when it's cold too.
- Coffee stains are easier to remove.
- Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.
- Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
- Coffee doesn't shed.
- Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
- You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
- Coffee doesn't mind being ground.
- No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
- Coffee doesn't have a time of the month … it's good all the time.
- When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
- Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
- Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 a.m. and decide to have a cup.
- It can take up to two weeks for coffee to grow mold.
- You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
14 Comments
Anonymous
July 16th, 2002
at 10:24pm
You sure love you coffee…. ;-)
Anonymous
July 16th, 2002
at 10:39pm
Is #34 true?
Anonymous
July 16th, 2002
at 10:40pm
Too cool, man.
Just. Too. Cool.
Anonymous
July 16th, 2002
at 10:58pm
Touche Chris, Touche
Anonymous
July 16th, 2002
at 11:11pm
Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Anonymous
July 17th, 2002
at 3:38am
I *knew* he'd post it in his blog. I just KNEW it. :-)
I'm glad you liked it, Chris… ;)
- E
Anonymous
July 17th, 2002
at 3:40am
As the contributor of this fine piece, I'd just like to say that I'm personally fond of #39. No bitterness here.
Speaking of which, I would like to add #43 - of my own creation. Coffee leaves a bitter aftertaste. Women are just bitter all the time. :D
Anonymous
July 17th, 2002
at 10:08am
I'm stayin' as far away from this one as possible…um…oh, ok, “Coffee can keep you up all night.”
Anonymous
July 17th, 2002
at 3:19pm
What does it mean if I really can't stand anything about coffee?
Anonymous
July 17th, 2002
at 4:01pm
At least we don't have to worry about Parkisans for Mr. Pirillo.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/health/brain/lhbra061.htm
Anonymous
July 17th, 2002
at 4:51pm
We can negate the first 42 items by adding item # 43,
Coffee doesn't have boobs.
Anonymous
July 17th, 2002
at 8:04pm
This reminds me of a “why beer is better than women” list a friend and I were making up in the backseat of another friend's car one day after a drunken party at a Toronto Blue Jays game. To this day I always remember:
#17: When you're done with a beer the bottle's still worth $.10
Cheers,
-R.
Coding with a Caffeine Rush…
January 15th, 2007
at 11:45am
included in the list of related links. Some of the entries are borderline but overall there are some funny entries in the 42 item list [IMG :-)] If anyone knows of a version covering why coffeee is better than a man let me know and I’ll post it. Coffee Is Better Than a Woman ~ Chris Pirillo [IMG ] No Comments » | [IMG ] Ajax | [IMG ] Permalink [IMG ] Posted by Shaun
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January 27th, 2008
at 7:49pm
Freddo - great on hot summer days, this is chilled espresso. He left out the Pirillo, which is a cup of coffee with real cream in it. Yes, it’s true - that’s called a Pirillo. Half-and-Half doesn’t count. Related Content: Coffee!Coffee Is Better Than a WomanKona Coffee Coffee! Coffee Addiction