Thanks, Desmond
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So, Gretchen and I are driving home from Peet's and we hear Desmond Crisis (or someone who sounds an awful lot like Desmond) on CNET radio say: “Because I own the software.” Almost immediately, the theme from Rocky sprang to mind and I started making up lyrics on the spot. I got home and had the complete parody whipped out in less than two hours. And it shows. Take a listen to I 0wn the Software. Maybe I'll record a better version one of these days?


16 Comments
Anonymous
May 27th, 2002
at 1:18pm
That is the funniest thing I've ever heard! haha. my new favorite song!
Anonymous
May 27th, 2002
at 1:26pm
I am definately adding that to soozradio. F-U-N. Though you tricked me at first … I thought it was an instrumental!
Anonymous
May 27th, 2002
at 1:29pm
Chris, that was great!
You should sing professionally.
But seriously, that was great!
Anonymous
May 27th, 2002
at 1:30pm
haiku
i own the software.
talented midi sequence.
nice lyrical fun.
Anonymous
May 27th, 2002
at 1:46pm
lol Chris! Great song! I love it!
Anonymous
May 27th, 2002
at 1:50pm
lol that was great chris!
Anonymous
May 27th, 2002
at 1:57pm
Yeah,you had to start singing right when I was drinking my milk !!
Anonymous
May 27th, 2002
at 2:46pm
Prilliant! U Pirate! :)
Anonymous
May 27th, 2002
at 2:48pm
lol pretty good, I think it's better than leo's song.
Anonymous
May 27th, 2002
at 4:07pm
ROF LOL…OK Chris, when can we expect the video?
Anonymous
May 27th, 2002
at 4:17pm
Hey GnomeDaddy,
You got a good set of pipes….You ever consider becoming a lounge singer in vegas or reno? I heard caesars was looking for someone to fill their room weeknights…:)
Chris Edison,
Hipster Of Danger
Anonymous
May 28th, 2002
at 12:08am
The link isn't working for me.
Anonymous
May 28th, 2002
at 7:52am
Wow, I haven't heard the name “Desmond Crisis” in, like, forever. Ever since the regular CNet TV disappeared from the lineup. Reminds me of Daphne Brogdon, too– grrrowl.
… and Richard Hart, too– grrwoo– whoa, uh, never mind.
Anonymous
May 28th, 2002
at 9:57am
Was Desmond the cyberpunk guy? or the Indian dude? What ever happened to the punk guy?
What ever happened to PCTV? I think that was the first PC show, I remember watching an Amiga running some animations, that was a cool show.
What ever happened to the “Wiz Kids”?
Anonymous
May 28th, 2002
at 2:51pm
Hey Chris:
THAT WAS GREAT! It's on my local radio station, WKEG, now. Once I get it all set up for SHOUTcast, you can listen to it at http://radio.evankinney.com or http://www.evankinney.com:8000.
peace out
/E
Anonymous
May 29th, 2002
at 3:56pm
marlon: desmond was the cyberpunk guy with the blue hair [that didn't show up very well on camera, sadly]. and he's still working for CNET? wow. i did not know that. weird, wild stuff.
SocioBiblog
June 16th, 2007
at 10:23am
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