2002 May

Hot off the presses! This one even has lyrics: Upgrades for Nothing.

So, Gretchen and I are driving home from Peet's and we hear Desmond Crisis (or someone who sounds an awful lot like Desmond) on CNET radio say: “Because I own the software.” Almost immediately, the theme from Rocky sprang to mind and I started making up lyrics on the spot. (…)

Oh, wow. Attack of the Clones was, in a word, AWESOME. I was extremely impressed with Episode II - from beginning to end. The trite dialogue everyone keeps complaining about? (…)

Why are people installing the preview of Netscape 7.0?! What, do they think it'll be any better than older versions? (…)

My fingers must have slipped last night. I didn't mean to post an animated bear background. I don't know what I was thinking. Perhaps it was the coffee?

Sorry about the flying rainbow background. It'll be back again someday. I think I like this new one a little better. What do you think?

Just experimenting…

And now, the ultimate collection of screen captures from when Cheyenne Visited Call for Help.

Dear Chris, thanks for your great service. Now, for a little heads up to your community. I am pastor of a very poor parish on the Texas / Mexico border. (…)

Uh… if you hadn't already made up your mind about coming to Gnomedex, make it up quickly. One, registration is higher at the door. Two, Chey and G are drunk off their asses right now. Wow. (…)

Hey folks! I'm glad y'all enjoyed Cheyenne's appearance on CFH earlier today. Some people have been saying that TechTV has lost touch with its fan base. I'd disagree. (…)

Would you like to play a Game?

I saw your story about identity theft, and wanted to tell you about something that the
state of Texas does/did that caused a friend of mine a real headache a couple of years
ago. (…)

What the hell did I do? Suddenly, Microsoft Excel is giving me numbers for both my columns and my rows. I have no idea how I toggled this setting. Ugh.