Standard Disclaimer

To anybody who feels the need to judge me: First, you have no right to judge me. Second, I never clained to be anything more than a human being – who does has a life outside of a television show. Third, I've never been a “G” rated guy. Fourth, I think my slogan is rather witty. Fifth, I suggest you: a) grow up; b) get a life; and c) peddle your ideas somewhere else. Sixth, you have no idea who I am. Seventh, there's no need to use the CAPS LOCK key when flaming me.