Things I Have To Laugh At
My sideburns won't go away. No matter how hard you try, you cannot resist them. They 0wn you. You shall succumb to their will. Do not taunt my sideburns – you will lose. They are tired of people sending the JavaScript clock to them via e-mail. They have faced the threat of a thousand electric razors and have walked away unscathed every time. My sideburns are the ultimate power in the universe. They are hotter than a Vulcan in the height of pon farr. You will love them. You must love them. All your attention are belong to them.





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