Jake's Ass Is Worth Something

Jake has been on the phone for a long time; I'm starting to get worried. For the moment, he's stuck in California – he can't find a cheap flight back to Iowa. How sad is that? We keep hearing the airlines whine about how they're going bankrupt, but they're not willing to dicker over the price of a seat that would otherwise go unfilled. In other words: Jake's ass is worth something. He agrees with me.

UPDATE: Jake has found a cheap way home. Thanks for caring!

3 thoughts on “Jake's Ass Is Worth Something”

  1. Can someone come down here and pick him up at Kansas City? Tell him to jump on a Vanguard flight, come to KCI, and someone come pick him up. I'll meet him and buy him a beer or coffee to waste some time. 🙂

  2. Man, if anything made me read this story, it was the headline. Somebody give that poor boy a $50 ticket!!

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