1. Fugubuntu = Linux for Poisonous (Yet Tasty) Fish
2. Stewbuntu = Edible Linux Compiled with Gigantic Meat Chunks
3. Eschewbuntu = Linux Designed to be Tossed Aside
4. Flubuntu = Linux for Sick People
5. Shoebuntu = Linux My Wife Keeps Buying More Of (Even Though She Has A Million Other Shoebuntus)
6. Moobuntu = Linux for the Lactose Tolerant
7. Gluebuntu = Sticky Linux
8. Woohoobuntu = Linux Designed by Homer Simpson
9. Tutubuntu = Linux Optimized for Pirouettes
10. Lieubuntu = Linux Alternative to Linux
11. Shmoobuntu = Fictional Linux
12. Ewwwwbuntu = Linux Built on Open Sores
13. Cluebuntu = Linux that Did it In the Conservatory with the Wrench
14. Ruebuntu = Despicable Linux
15. Suebuntu = [Distribution Removed Due to SCO Copyright Violation]

Know of any other new Ubuntu distros I should add to this list?