15 New Ubuntu Distributions

Pretty good, Chris. Try this one

Screwbuntu - Linux for insane people

[...] Chris Pirillo has released the names of 15!!! new Ubuntu distros; [...]

Hey, you got the Homer Simpson Wrong
It should be DOHBuntu

Foobuntu

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Foobuntu - Only works on Alienware’s Area 51 laptops.

oooooohbuntu - the distro that feels better than the others

Poobuntu - avoid it - this distro stinks

Poohbuntu - the next linux to be sued by a huge corporation

Newbuntu - updated every fifteen minutes

Dobuntu - how the wife keeps your tasks organized

Foofoobuntu - very fancy linux, good with sun dried tomatoes and pesto

Goobuntu - the linux that gets all over your hands

Twobuntu - requires dual processors and dual screens, perfect for anyone with multiple personalities

You should check this list from “uncyclopedia” =P

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ubuntu_forks

Regards
LKP

RetroBuntu = Ubuntu prior to year 2008, when all the other insaneBuntus took over.

How about:

Noobuntu - Linux for first timers

Q-buntu - Linux for the Omnipotent

Yutubuntu - Linux for the movie addict

Wushubuntu - Linux for Martial Artists

Nocandobuntu - Linux for people who’ve run out of cute Ubuntu names

Spewbuntu = projectile Linux (after ingesting a bad package)
Spoobuntu = orgasmic Linux (after stimulating the package)
Blubuntu = for IBM machines
Nunubuntu = tidy up!

oh. another version of Poohbuntu = silly old Linux! (If nothing else, i had to make up for the Teletubbies reference in my previous comment.)

Vistabuntu, works I swear just wait till Service Pack 12………..trust me

On the heels of Ubuntu Christian Edition and Ubuntu Muslim Edition comes the following new religious-based *buntus:
Jewbuntu, for the Hebraic Geek
Hindubuntu, for the Indians
Budduntu - for the Buddhist
Taobuntu - for the Japanese

Also the following:
FUBARtu - works a lot like Windows :)

Finally, the Homer Simpson one shouldn’t be D’ohbuntu, it should be (Annoyed Grunt)buntu, since that’s how it’s written in the script.

UVbuntu = Linux for Day Sleepers (Emits a blast of UV every 15secs for 6hrs)
ibuntu = Linux for Apple products (Special Edition that can be installed on anything made by Apple)

eeehm, whats the purpose of this rant there?
maybe ubuntu isn’t the ideal linux distro around, but this
sounds like making fun of linux in general.
people should finally respect the fact that more and more
people are going to use linux instead of windows.

[...] clipped from chris.pirillo.com [...]

15 New Ubuntu Distributions October 14, 2007 – 7:29 pm Chris Pirillo writes in hisblogabout 15 new Ubuntu based distros: Fugubuntu = Linux for Poisonous (Yet Tasty) Fish Stewbuntu = Edible Linux Compiled with Gigantic Meat Chunks Eschewbuntu = Linux Designed to be Tossed Aside Flubuntu

Hmmm…

Whoabuntu - Linux with Compiz/Beryl turned to 11
Orangebuntu - Because Linux people like to compare Apples with Oranges, and the default theme is still orange and brown
Orangubuntu - A fork from the above for Orangutans, complete with octarine theme (gotta be a Pratchett fan)
Moobuntu (surprised nobody used this one yet) - For client-server architectures with two cows
Ouchbuntu - Linux for touch-sensitive displays

Oh lord Chris, you had me about to LOL, at 12:19 am.. You sir, are the king of the internet.

Some other distros that have been released.

FUbuntu.. Created by a man who wished he could get laid.

CUbuntu.. Created by a blind computer programmer.

SmellUbuntu.. Created by a man who takes a shower once every month.

Halubuntu.. Created by Bungie. The mouse is the Halo 3 Sniper Riffle, and all virus are now called “The covenant”

Motubuntu .. Created by Motorolla.

Prilliubuntu .. The most popular version of Ubuntu EVAR!!!! Created by The King of the Internet, Chris “Lockergnome” Pirillo. Chores addon by Ponzi.

15 New Ubuntu Distributions ~ Chris Pirillo

Try Freebuntu because we all like a cup of java and a Freebuntu.

Bill Gatesbuntu - all your money belong to us.

Booboobuntu, for the accident-prone.

Pornobuntu, for adult content only.

Hey! I just woke up!!

GNU/buntu - The only distro approved by Richard Stallman

Truebuntu - It’s the real thing.
Doodoobuntu - Linux that keeps getting in trouble.
Coobuntu- linux for doves.
Suebunt - linux for lawyers.

Wow! There’s a lot of em!

How could you overlook this so close to Halloween?

Boobuntu (with Ghostscript), so stable it’s scary!

Windobuntu: Ubuntu with viruses

How’s these?

Mubuntu = Linux for Lost Civilizations . . .

MEbuntu = Linux for the Self-centered . . .

Trubuntu = Linux for Test takers . . .

Frybuntu = Linux for Short order cooks . . .

Chewbuntu - distro in a gumball

HortonHearsUbuntu -Linux for Dr. Seuss fans.

Bloobuntu = distribution for use by imaginary friends
Ballyhoobuntu = for use by circus barkers and advance men
Baraboontu = used only in one small town in Wisconsin
Krewebuntu = in wide use at Mardi Gras
Queuebuntu = everyone’s getting in line for this one
Brewbuntu = Linux for beer lovers
Voodoobuntu = the only distribution that requires you to kill a chicken to install
Yoo-hoobuntu = the only chocolate flavored Linux
Kazoobuntu = it only works if you hum while using it
Marubuntu = for use on Japanese ships
Badtz-Marubuntu = obviously just another variation on the Linux penguin theme
doodoobuntu = some distributions just stink
Stewbuntu = a very mixed but quite tasty distro
fewbuntu = a very limited distribution distribution

haikubuntu…all warnings and dialog boxes consist of 3 irrelevent lines

doodoobuntu - for use laptops while on the “throne”

Nudebuntu
Linux for the Clothing-challenged peple

Woohoobuntu = Linux Designed by Homer Simpson
now thats Funny!

I don’t care all thats distribution ubuntu sucks, i test all about linux and its worst than windows, mac os rules

Twoofbuntu: Linux for Twoofers :)