Gretchen has somehow stockpiled twelve “free CD” certificates for her dedication to BMG's music service. The problem is: we don't know what to get. Carly Simon? Paul Simon? Billy Joel? Billy Idol? Billie Jean King? Billie Holiday? Holiday Music? The Sound of Music? No wonder she's never used these coupons. We saw Wicked this afternoon, but I don't think the soundtrack is available yet. Oh! They have John Tesh's “Forever More” album in stock. Why God, WHY?!