100 Reasons I Love Ponzi

She…

1. doesn't lie to me
2. always dresses well
3. makes a mean dinner
4. cooks around my tastes
5. puts up with my humor
6. is silly with our dogs
7. has a great wardrobe
8. asks to be loved up often
9. had me at “hello”
10. treats me with respect
11. always puts this relationship first
12. understands my madness (mostly)
13. watches for sales and discounts
14. drives when I ask her to
15. is very, very intelligent
16. happens to be my soul mate
17. can drive as well as I can
18. is quite courteous
19. understands things I don't
20. looks out for me
21. runs Lockergnome better than me
22. likes Family Guy
23. buys all my clothes
24. allows a television in the bedroom
25. requests sushi frequently
26. will save us money on our mortgage
27. is taking care of our wedding plans
28. knows when to hold 'em
29. knows when to fold 'em
30. knows when to walk away
31. knows when to run
32. lets me listen to 80s music
33. doesn't fart as much as I do
34. does our taxes
35. predicts fashion trends
36. is creative in the kitchen
37. shaves her legs every day
38. listens to my advice (sometimes)
39. is kind to strangers
40. loves me back
41. works odd hours
42. is a night person like me
43. doesn't fix what's not broken
44. has an Xbox Live account
45. has similar political views as me
46. is my chest artist
47. likes wireless gadgets
48. lets me buy new geek toys
49. likes to fall asleep with the TV on
50. doesn't hog the covers
51. is a great kisser
52. believes in me
53. is a maniac, maniac on the floor
54. lets me sing in the shower (nowhere else)
55. loves HDTV
56. believes quality trumps quantity
57. isn't a feminist
58. is beautiful in makeup
59. puts up with my Darth Vader collection
60. lets me eat cold spaghetti
61. will love me for doing this list
62. will probably do her own list about me
63. doesn't expect me to be perfect
64. blogs
65. completes me
66. dislikes sports
67. shares dog responsibilities
68. will probably be the only one who reads this list
69. remembers my SSN
70. let me move to Seattle
71. doesn't buy hydrogenated products
72. supports my wacky endeavors
73. gets jealous when I talk to other women
74. isn't addicted to reality shows
75. is close to my age
76. giggles after she burps
77. won't kick me out of the house for saying that
78. looks before she leaps
79. doesn't forward email jokes
80. lets us eat dinner in the family room
81. is beautiful without makeup
82. purchased a Napster account on her own
83. can explain RSS in lay terms
84. listens to NPR in the car
85. has met my family and still wants to marry me
86. isn't afraid to learn something new
87. would never harm a fly
88. will always harm a spider
89. believes in moderation
90. doesn't always agree with me
91. held my hand on our first date
92. hasn't signed up for a MySpace account
93. knows spirituality is different from religion
94. doesn't force me to go grocery shopping
95. loves Christmas, too
96. can keep a level head in trying situations
97. is the hostess with the mostess
98. has rhythm
99. doesn't expect me to do everything
100. looks better in my clothes than I do

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