100 Reasons I Love Ponzi
She…
- doesn't lie to me
- always dresses well
- makes a mean dinner
- cooks around my tastes
- puts up with my humor
- is silly with our dogs
- has a great wardrobe
- asks to be loved up often
- had me at “hello”
- treats me with respect
- always puts this relationship first
- understands my madness (mostly)
- watches for sales and discounts
- drives when I ask her to
- is very, very intelligent
- happens to be my soul mate
- can drive as well as I can
- is quite courteous
- understands things I don't
- looks out for me
- runs Lockergnome better than me
- likes Family Guy
- buys all my clothes
- allows a television in the bedroom
- requests sushi frequently
- will save us money on our mortgage
- is taking care of our wedding plans
- knows when to hold 'em
- knows when to fold 'em
- knows when to walk away
- knows when to run
- lets me listen to 80s music
- doesn't fart as much as I do
- does our taxes
- predicts fashion trends
- is creative in the kitchen
- shaves her legs every day
- listens to my advice (sometimes)
- is kind to strangers
- loves me back
- works odd hours
- is a night person like me
- doesn't fix what's not broken
- has an Xbox Live account
- has similar political views as me
- is my chest artist
- likes wireless gadgets
- lets me buy new geek toys
- likes to fall asleep with the TV on
- doesn't hog the covers
- is a great kisser
- believes in me
- is a maniac, maniac on the floor
- lets me sing in the shower (nowhere else)
- loves HDTV
- believes quality trumps quantity
- isn't a feminist
- is beautiful in makeup
- puts up with my Darth Vader collection
- lets me eat cold spaghetti
- will love me for doing this list
- will probably do her own list about me
- doesn't expect me to be perfect
- blogs
- completes me
- dislikes sports
- shares dog responsibilities
- will probably be the only one who reads this list
- remembers my SSN
- let me move to Seattle
- doesn't buy hydrogenated products
- supports my wacky endeavors
- gets jealous when I talk to other women
- isn't addicted to reality shows
- is close to my age
- giggles after she burps
- won't kick me out of the house for saying that
- looks before she leaps
- doesn't forward email jokes
- lets us eat dinner in the family room
- is beautiful without makeup
- purchased a Napster account on her own
- can explain RSS in lay terms
- listens to NPR in the car
- has met my family and still wants to marry me
- isn't afraid to learn something new
- would never harm a fly
- will always harm a spider
- believes in moderation
- doesn't always agree with me
- held my hand on our first date
- hasn't signed up for a MySpace account
- knows spirituality is different from religion
- doesn't force me to go grocery shopping
- loves Christmas, too
- can keep a level head in trying situations
- is the hostess with the mostess
- has rhythm
- doesn't expect me to do everything
- looks better in my clothes than I do
