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Hello, My Gnomies!

I bet you thought I wasn't going to send you a new newsletter today, eh?

Well, you're wrong.

I just did.

So, there.

Yours Digitally,

Chris "Neener Neener Neener" Pirillo


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Hello, My Gnomies!

Saturday night's all right for writing - get a little action in. Even though (technically speaking) I'm compiling this missive this in the early morning hours for you. Yes, I consider anything south of noon as "early." Not a single human being noticed that I totally forgot to send this update out to everybody yesterday, either. Or, maybe you did notice and decided to not say anything about it?

While all of you weekend warriors are spending time playing outside or playing inside, I'm playing with the inevitability of turning 42 tomorrow.

Yes, I'll finally know the answer to life, the universe, and everything in less than twenty-four hours.

Some have said that you get wiser with age, so I'm looking forward to the moment tomorrow when I can reflect upon this time on the earth and think: "Gee, you've made some monumentally stupid mistakes - it's a wonder you're still able to do the things you're doing today."

Yours Digitally,

Chris "Never Worked Harder" Pirillo


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A Year Ago Today: Who Will Monitor Our Baby?!
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Read This Sideways

Hello, My Gnomies!

The age of Vertical Video is here, and I'm not terribly excited about it. YouTube just released their iOS app update (after updating the Android app) to support the orientation that has been plaguing the Internet for years.

My daily Periscope streams are vertical because that's the only way to incorporate live chat - and if you're not following me on Periscopes yet, you're missing out on very exciting broadcasts while I work out in the morning (though, sometimes I choose to broadcast frivolity with my family in the room). If you have no idea what Periscope is, then you might want to move out from underneath that rock you're living under soon - it's a live video stream tool that was acquired by Twitter.

And if you don't know what Twitter is, there's (literally and figuratively) no hope for you.

My tweets look amazing in both horizontal and vertical orientation.

Yours Digitally,

Chris "Controlling the Diagonal" Pirillo

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Your Favorite Classic Content Creators are Gone

Hello, My Gnomies!

I’ve been connecting with LockerGnome subscribers by email since 1996 – and some of you have been subscribed for THAT long (though we’ve jumped providers and shifted format & content direction over the years due to various circumstances). Industry changes are beyond anybody’s control.

If I was still writing about Windows freeware and tips in a day and age where app stores rule supreme, Windows PCs are a dying breed, tips are only relevant if they’re the top search on Google, and everybody uses Twitter for news… I’d no longer be around.

Getting attention for ANYTHING is challenging enough with valuable content available everywhere, but layering on top of that the problem of ad blocking, and you’ll see why indie publishers like myself are turning to ongoing crowdfunding campaigns to further sustain our efforts and offset our absolute costs (let alone, the cost of our time).

So, if you haven’t realized it by now: the only way I’m going to be able to continue to do this is by appealing to my core supporters. I currently only have one campaign on Patreon, but am working on bringing that value closer to my own domain and adding private forums for those who want me to continue doing the things I’ve been doing for them for quite some time. 

I hope that makes sense. 

I was triggered to write this report after a tweet hit my screen earlier today – and I retweeted it with a quote addendum: “Here’s why most of your favorite creators are going to eventually disappear w/o core patrons.”

Yours Digitally,

Chris “I Couldn’t Do It Without You” Pirillo


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Today’s Vlog: Taking a Stand Against Cyberbullying [Day 1179]
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An iMac Tastes Better Than a Big Mac

Hello, My Gnomies!

I finally posted the second half of my iMac with Retina 5K Display review today. Did you even know it was a two-part series when I posted the first one to my classic YouTube channel last week? I love talking about what I like and what I don’t like because it’s really fun to sit back and watch some people attack me for being a “fan” and other people attack me for being a “hater” over the same set of videos. Those links are below.

Look, people – I care about you, but I just don’t care about what you use. That’d be like me getting upset because you chose to eat something different than I did for dinner tonight. Why should I care what technology you’ve opted to bring into your life? I don’t. I also don’t care about what you’re eating right now, so kindly wipe the crumbs off the screen when you’re done reading this. Thanks.

They say that users don’t read as much as they usted to anymore. Yeah, THEY actually used the word “usted” instead of “used.” That’s why you should never listen to THEY, but always listen to They Might Be Giants.

Yours Digitally,

Chris “I Palindrome I” Pirillo


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7 Indisputable Reasons to Interact at IZEAFest

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One of the more common questions I’m asked when it comes to driving any kind of online community engagement is: where are you engaging your intended audience? For years, a tell-tale sign of a healthy blog was a healthy amount of comments per post. With the influx of blogs proliferating the Internet, finding key relationships has become more of a challenge for any blogger (new or weathered). There’s a relatively straightforward way to correct the issues surfaced by these attention-starved realities – and that’s to meet with people face-to-face instead of interfacing with them over a series of digital communications. No matter your goals with your blog (or social accounts), getting yourself to an event that’s focused on you as an independent content creator is paramount – an event like IZEAFest.

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  4. Emails and tweets get lost in the shuffle, but shared interpersonal moments make a deeper impact on either side. Instead of being just a username and/or a logo, why not choose to solidify your place in memory with an actual handshake?
  5. You never know what’s going to happen at an industry event. Let serendipity be your guide, even if you have no idea what you’ll get from going – and even if you haven’t reviewed the schedule. On a related note…
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