Drink Fiscally Responsibly
Diana’s finding that getting Twitter followers is easy for her. She’s only been on for a day and is already exceeding 1,000! But even though you guys are easy, she still decided that it was a cause for celebration! How? By imbibing margaritas, of course! Luckily, we had coupons. They say to drink responsibly, but [...]
A Childhood Ruined by Frugality
As it turns out, you can simply drive into Mordor. It’s the price of parking there that’s truly evil. But if you’ve got Chewbacca as your co-pilot, you can probably cope. Even Sauron knows that letting the Wookiee win is prudent. Then again, his mom probably ruined his childhood by buying cheap crayons from some [...]
Mordor Memorial Memes and Sushi Allergies
Are you ever too young (or too old) to become an entrepreneur? Are some security measures so simple that they can thwart even ambitious would-be thieves without too much effort being expended on your part? Does having cable and phone service reduce modem speeds? How many creative uses are there for Dropbox? Do you know [...]
Can’t Have the Mango
If I can’t guess what’s in the smoothie, it gets taken away. I should be used to it by now, but my taste buds keep failing me at the finish line just when I think they’re going to pull through for me. Really, I should just get bigger straws and learn to drink faster. Did [...]
TailgatingProctology.com
Ever been driving the speed limit (or a reasonable facsimile, thereof), yet some ne’er-do-well punk with his pedal to the metal has to ride on your butt in an attempt to make you go even faster? If you’re in the left (passing — in the US, at least) lane, I suppose it’s reasonable that you [...]
Green Monster Pantry Raid
Vanilla scone! Vanilla scone! Friendly neighborhood vanilla scone! In the bag, for my wife, I promised I’d feed you for life! Look out! And I don’t even know what a scone is… But that’s okay. Diana doesn’t know what her favorite monster is beyond “the green one,” so we’re even. Hiding in the pantry isn’t [...]
Jump Cut Geek Wars
How can Google+ do what it does best, but better? Have you considered picking up a Logitech Speaker Stand for your iPad, but you were wondering what an eccentric Scotsman had to say about it first before plunking down your hard-won ducats? What the heck is a Star Wars, and does it have anything to [...]
What’s Not to Like About Windows 8?
Sure, people like to talk about all of the things that they don’t like about Windows 8. But has anyone bothered to chalk up the things about Windows 8 that actually seem like some pretty strong steps in the right direction? On another front, can you be truly happy with a cheap Android tablet? A [...]
Does This Mustache Make Me Look Fat?
I’ve written about the history of shaving before, but with Diana’s encouragement, I’ve decided to go a different way. Because she agreed with YouTube viewer h4lk7, who said that I should grow a mustache, I’ve decided to give it a whirl. While I realize that this could be a not-so-elaborate hoax at my expense and [...]
Text and Punishment
Should the punishment for texting and driving be more severe in places where it’s illegal? Should people who knowingly text people who are driving be held at least partially responsible for resulting accidents, or is this an overstretch of justice? Do you know how to get the most out of Google Chrome? If you produce [...]
