Night of the Living Vlogumentaries
Vlogs are kind of like documentaries. Vlogumentaries? Is that a thing? Ah, yes — for the Google tells me so! In this edition of the Pirillo Vlog, Diana and I vlogument (see what I did there?) a discussion about capital punishment and involuntary organ donation, among other things. If you’ve got a morbid curiosity about [...]
Hot Cholula in the City
Come listen to a story ’bout a man named Chris Diana was his wife and they lived in wedded bliss One day they were shootin’; the next thing you know They uploaded to YouTube and had their own show… Should Cholula hot sauce be available in emergency packets? What do you hate about Windows 8? [...]
Is Chris Pirillo the Anti-Oprah?
Diana’s a ketchup hoarder. Or is she a catsup hoarder? I guess it depends on whatever side of the Mississippi or Atlantic or Pacific or Nile you call home. Anyway, I caught her considering putting stray ketchup packets in her purse “in case of emergency.” While I thought it was an idea fraught with danger [...]
The Myopic Frontier
Dude, what if, like, your eye contains a whole universe full of galaxies with stars and planets populated by little people who also have eyes that contain whole universes full of galaxies with stars and planets populated by little people who also have eyes that contain whole universes full of galaxies with stars and planets [...]
Like Spinach for Chocolate
What makes some relationships work and others fail miserably? It’s all a delicate balancing act, and there are no easy answers beyond respecting the passions of the other person — even if you don’t necessarily share them — and understanding that your emotions aren’t always going to be in sync. If you’re together in the [...]
Internet Reality Show People
When I try to tell people how Diana and I describe ourselves and what we do, a few phrases get tossed around. None have really been as catchy as I’d like, though. Internet Reality Show People? Couple Who Makes a Living from Being Themselves? Broadband Hoarders? Maybe I should ask Sir Mix-A-Lot for ideas. Even [...]
Taco Square Readers and Milk Bags
Some things are silly no matter how you say them. And some people write articles on LockerGnome as a clever way to make me say such things out loud during our live TLDR broadcasts. But is the joke really on me? Maybe I would have said funny things without subtle manipulation. Now you’ll never know! [...]
Spanish Gamblers and FPS Doctors
Does reading about building your own computer frighten or enlighten you? Is Minecraft anything like Second Life? Have you ever needed to type the characters from a foreign alphabet into an English-centric American keyboard? In first-person shooter games, are you one of the problems, or one of the solutions? Do you love horror movies? Are [...]
Let’s Do It and Let’s Do It Funny?
Doctor, Doctor, give me the news… When you’re at the doctor’s office, do you find a lack of tongue depressors to be depressing? Are you patient enough to fill out the patient form? Are you alarmed when equipment that may very well save (or not save, as the case may be) your life is numbered [...]
No Offense, But…
Ever notice how, whenever someone begins a sentence with the words, “no offense, but…” they will invariably proceed to say something that can only be taken offensively? Thanks for the warning, but… Here are some of the things on LockerGnome.com and in our live YouTube stream that we chatted about today. Are You Seeing Ads [...]
